不可不讀的絕對英文經典

Money is not everything. There『s Mastercard & Visa.
　　 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
　　
　　 One should love animals. They are so tasty.
　 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.

　　 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯繫）.
　　
　　 Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
　　 "現在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會吧.
　　
　　 There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.
　　
　　 "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明.
　　
　　 "Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.
　　
　　 God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
　　 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
　　
　　 When two『s company, three『s the result!
　　 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!
　　
　　 A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動，但並不妨礙你盡情地觀看.
　　
　　 The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
　　 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘記的越多, 忘記的越多；知道的越少, 為什麼學來著?!

hahaha .i will not only read the sentences but also use them sometimes.

witty and humorous, here comes the Cat Garfield again.

now a classic on the internet, the english version is fun but the chinese version contains some mistakes. see the "gems" collection of the forum (精華區).

Where is  the "gems" collection of the forum (精華區)?

When you land on the English Corner page you can see three light-blue rectangles in a row on the left side above a wide green band, with lables "new post", "the gems", and "the orignals". Pressing the second rectangle gets you to the 精華區.

The rectangles in a row on my webpage looks like this:
From left to right:
  控制面版
     快速鏈接  
      搜索社區
     社區管理
     原創
     博客
     遊戲

weiguang,

just below the blue-bar that contains these operational buttons, you can see another crossing bar that is more greenish. above the green bar, on the left, are the three rec buttuns with one you are looking for...