加菲貓語錄---1

加菲貓語錄：


1).Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
>   >   鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
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2).One should love animals. They are so tasty.
>   >   每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
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3).Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
>   >   要節約用水,盡量和女友一起洗澡
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4).Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.
>   >   要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
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5).Behind every successful man, there is a man. And behind >   >   every unsuccessfulman, there are two.
>   >   每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人. 每個不成功男人的背後, 都有兩個.
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6).Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the >   >only thing in life.
>   > 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
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7).The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
>   >   聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
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8).Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
>   >   成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯繫）.
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9).Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
>   >   不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
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10).Love me, love my dog.
>   >愛屋及屋（愛我，愛我的一切，包括我的情婦，嘿嘿！）

hahah ,interesting ,these words you can turn over under your quilt don't speak to others especially your boss and your girlfriend that will impart your real mind to them ,hahahahhahh

Folks:
    Most of these are from my experience or my friends,and I translate it in english .Hehehe....
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it is origin???hahah ,i admire you more,thank you again and being expect the next!hahh please go on!

it is original??
i've read it before!!!

很想知道，這是原創嗎？

Thanks in advance for your kindly instruction.You may know these sentence before, but the translation is done by me,these have been created for a long.I have been sent to may firends for relaxation. I only log in this system this month and issued here.

(Hint: Just remember these are witty words that tend to TEASE you and for more on the translations, follow this link: http://club.backchina.com/main/s ... amp;threadid=118048)

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡. (Really? I believe credit cards can do all money can.)

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛. (This is not obvious. Here is a hint: In the eye of a man, what is the other thing in life in relation to marriage?)

Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.
"現在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會吧. (Teasing. Try to understand it from the opposite direction.)

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來. (Teasing again. Do you really think you have a better way to start a day tomorrow other than getting a good sleep tonight?)

Also very thanks for your comments.
Everyone owns his life,you do yours,I run my.
It's not need to focus in the words.

原創在此喲！！！！

money is not everything. there『s mastercard & visa.
　　 鈔票不是萬能的,有時還需要信用卡.
　　
　　 one should love animals. they are so tasty.
　　 每個人都應該熱愛動物,因為它們很好吃.
　　
　　 love the neighbor. but don『t get caught.
　　 要用心去愛你的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公知道.
　　
　　 behind every successful man, there is a woman. and behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
　　 每個成功男人的背後都有一個女人，每個不成功男人的背後都有兩個女人。
　　
　　 every man should marry. after all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
　　 再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,幸福不是永久的嘛.
　　
　　 the wise never marry, and when they marry they become otherwise.
　　 聰明人都是未婚的,結婚的人很難再聰明起來.
　　
　　 success is a relative term. it brings so many relatives.
　　 成功是一個相關名詞,他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚（聯繫）.
　　
　　 never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
　　 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好.
　　
　　 love is photogenic. it needs darkness to develop.
　　 愛情就象照片,需要大量的暗房時間來培養.
　　
　　 children in backseats cause accidents. accidents in backseats cause children.
　　 後排座位上的小孩會生出意外, 後排座位上的意外會生出小孩.
　　
　　 "your future depends on your dreams." so go to sleep.
　　 "現在的夢想決定著你的將來",所以還是再睡一會吧.
　　
　　 there should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
　　 應該有更好的方式開始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每個上午都醒來.
　　
　　 "hard work never kills anybody." but why take the risk? "
　　 努力工作不會導致死亡!"不過我不會用自己去證明.
　　
　　 "work fascinates me." i can look at it for hours! "
　　 工作好有意思耶!"尤其是看著別人工作.

　　
　　 god made relatives; thank god we can choose our friends.
　　 神決定了誰是你的親戚,幸運的是在選擇朋友方面他給了你留了餘地。
　　
　　 when two『s company, three『s the result!
　　 兩個人的狀態是不穩定的,三個人才是!
　　
　　 a dress is like a barbed fence. it protects the premises without restricting the view.
　　 服飾就象鐵絲網,它阻止你冒然行動，但並不妨礙你盡情地觀看.
　　
　　 the more you learn, the more you know, the more you know, the more you forget. the more you forget, the less you know. so why bother to learn.
　　 學的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多；忘記的越多, 忘記的越多；知道的越少, 為什麼學來著?!

Also thanks for your reminder,Seem to be a joke.
Everyone can copy and attach them for every corner.
I will never argue after this feedback.
Otherwise this is nothing serious, I can create new one again.

What do you mean by "Most of these are from my experience or my friends,and I translate it in english"?

Did you mean you wrote these words in Chinese and then translated to English, or the other way around?

[QUOTE=weiguang]What do you mean by "Most of these are from my experience or my friends,and I translate it in english"?

Did you mean you wrote these words in Chinese and then translated to English, or the other way around?[/QUOTE]
i believe the english version is the original and the chinese version is a translation, a very poor one though.