[推薦]史上最強的中國式英語!!!保證樂死你 讓你噴飯

1． we two who and who？
咱倆誰跟誰阿

2． how are you ? how old are you?
怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？

3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you
你不鳥我，我也不鳥你

4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together
你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！

5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏，無事退朝

6．what is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!
什麼是IMU3。0？IMU3.0 是一種聊天工具！

7． You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住！

8． know is know noknow is noknow
知之為知之，不知為不知…

9． WATCH SISTER
表妹

10． IMU3。0 both can do what???

IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中，IMU雖然兼容了QQ和MSN，但純粹是把QQ、MSN的用戶群綁定在IMU界面上，既不能添加好友也不能互發文件，造成許多不便。現在，3.0終於做到了完全兼容，以後只要打開IMU3.0，所有聊天工具一網打盡。

11． American Chinese not enough
美中不足


13． heart flower angry open
心花怒放

14． go past no mistake past
走過路過，不要錯過

15． 小明：I am sorry!
老外：I am sorry too!
小明：I am sorry three!
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!

16． If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
要錢沒有，要命一條

17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大，今年25。

18． you have two down son。
你有兩下子。

19． as far as you go to die
有多遠，死多遠！！！！

20． I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉，你丟臉，我翻臉。

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finish egg

完蛋

還有這個：
what and what?
you ask me,I ask who!