狗比妻子更可愛的原因[灌水]

　




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狗比妻子更可愛，這是因為：

狗不會哭。
狗喜歡你到家來玩的朋友。
狗不在乎你是否用了它的香波。
狗認為你的歌唱得都很不錯。
狗洗澡洗得很快。
狗不會要求你晚回家時要打電話。
你回家越晚，狗對你就越熱情。
狗會原諒你同其它狗的嬉戲。
狗不會在意你用另一隻狗的名字叫它。
狗更喜歡粗魯點的遊戲。
狗不會在意你將它的後代送人。
狗認為放屁是件有趣的事兒。
狗欣賞體毛。
任何人都可以擁有漂亮的狗。
如果某隻狗打扮得很華麗，其它的狗也不會嫉恨。
狗不會逛商店。
狗喜歡你在地板上丟東西。
在一個月內，狗的情緒不會反覆無常。
狗不需要你去證明什麼關係。
狗的父母不會來探親。
狗喜歡在車裡長途旅行。
狗知道本能比問路更有用。
當狗年老體弱，只知道不停向你狂咬的時候，你可以開槍打死它。
狗喜歡喝啤酒。
狗成年後體重不會增加上百磅。
狗不會吹毛求疵。
狗會同意在爭論時可以提高嗓門。
狗從來不會企盼禮物。
將狗拴在家裡是合法的。
狗不會討厭細菌。
狗不想知道你以前有沒有其它的狗。
狗喜歡到戶外去調查，而不是對你的錢包或者書桌什麼的感興趣。
狗不會讓雜誌上的文章左右自己的生活。
狗更喜歡你給它買的火腿漢堡而不是龍蝦大餐。
你永遠用不著為狗而等待，因為它們一天24小時都呆在家裡。
狗不需要鮮花、賀卡、珠寶什麼的。
狗不會借用你的襯衫。
狗不會讓你給它擦腳。
狗喜歡你在公共場合的親呢。
狗覺得你喝醉的樣子很有趣。
狗不會嘮嘮叨叨。
狗不會那麼陰險。
狗不會比你更長壽。


WHY DOGS ARE BETTER THAN WIVES

Dogs don't cry.

Dogs love it when your friends come over.

Dogs don't care if you use their shampoo.

Dogs think you sing great.

A dog's time in the bathroom is limited to a quick drink.

Dogs don't expect you to call them when you're running late.

The later you are, the more excited dogs are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dogs name.

Dogs are excited by rough play.

Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.

Dogs understand that farts are funny.

Dogs can appreciate excess body hair.

Anyone can get a good looking dog.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.

Dogs don't shop.

Dogs like it when you leave lots of things on the floor.

A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.

Dogs never need to examine the relationship.

A dog's parents never come to visit.

Dogs love long car trips.

Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.

When a dog gets old and starts to snap at you incessantly, you can shoot it.

Dogs like beer.

Dogs don't hate their bodies.

No dog ever bought a Kenny G. album.

No dog ever put on a hundred pounds after reaching adulthood.

Dogs never criticize.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

Dogs never expect gifts.

Its legal to keep a dog chained up at your house.

Dogs don't worry about germs.

Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you have ever had.

Dogs like to do their snooping outside, as opposed to your wallet, desk

or sock drawer.

Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their life.

Dogs would rather you buy them a hamburger than a lobster dinner.

You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready 24 hours a day.

Dogs have no use for flowers, cards, or jewelry.

Dogs don't borrow your shirts.

Dogs never want a foot rub.

Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.

Dogs find it amusing when you are drunk.

Dogs can't talk.

Dogs aren't catty.

Dogs seldom outlive you.



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哈哈，說的好，不過要是女人在來一句，男人也不如狗怎麼辦，其實應該說女人不如貓，沒貓有個性

haha ,interesting!!but as i see,wife is more lovely than dogs!!!

too much common sense! how to escape?