笑話

A Catholic Priest, Preacher, and a Jewish Rabbi


were sitting around discussing how they divide the take from each Sabbath.

The Priest said, "What I do is draw a line down the center of the room and then throw the money up in the air. Whatever lands on the left is God's, whatever lands on the right is mine."

The Preacher said, "Well I do almost the same thing only I draw a circle in the middle of the room. Whatever lands in the circle is mine and the rest belongs to God."

The Rabbi says, "No, you both are doing it wrong. I take the money and throw it up in the air. Then I yell, God, Take what you want!. Whatever comes back down is mine......."

天主教神父, 牧師和猶太教拉比一起討論安息日他們收錢有什麼不同的地方.

天主教神父說"我在房子中間畫一條線,我再把錢扔起來,掉在線的左邊的錢是上帝的,掉在右邊的錢是我的."
牧師說:"我的辦法也差不多,我只不過在中間畫個圓圈,掉在圓圈中間的錢是我的,掉在外面的錢是上帝的."
猶太教拉比說:"錯了,你們倆都做錯了. 我把錢拿起來,扔向空中,然後我大聲向上帝喊'盡量拿把,掉下來的全是我的了'".

這麼說，還是神父最大方呀

自由之靈 發表於 2012-4-14 10:24
這麼說，還是神父最大方呀

因為他們沒有家,要錢沒用. 其他就不一樣了,

佛怎麼說？

」牛頓「一定是信」猶太教的了