美軍作戰條例（搞笑）

1.You are not a superman.
　　你不是超人。

　　2. If it＇s stupid but works, it isn＇t stupid.

　　如果一個蠢方法有效,那它就不是蠢方法。

　　3.Don＇t look conspicuous －－it draws fire.（This is why aircraft carriers are called″Bomb Mag nets″.）

　　不要太顯眼,因為那會引人攻擊（這就是航母被稱為「炸彈磁鐵」的原因）。

　　4.Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.

　　別和比你勇敢的戰友躲在同一個彈坑裡。

　　5.Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon.

　　別忘了你手上的武器是由出價最低的承包商製造的。

　　6. If your attack is going really well, it＇s an ambush.

　　如果你的攻擊進行得很順利,那一定是中了圈套。

　　7. No plan survives the first contact intact.

　　沒有任何計劃能在遇敵後繼續執行。

　　8.All five －second grenade fuses will burn down in three seconds.

　　所有5秒的手榴彈引線都會在3秒內燒完。

　　9.Try to look unimportant because bad guys may be low on ammo.

　　裝成無關緊要的人,因為敵人的彈藥可能不夠了（所以他會先打重要的人）。

　　10.The enemy diversion you are ignoring is the main attack.

　　那支你不加註意的敵軍部隊其實是攻擊的主力。

　　11.The important things are always simple.

　　重要的事總是簡單的。

　　12.The simple things are always hard.

　　簡單的事總是難以做到。

　　13.The easy way is always mined.

　　好走的路總會被佈雷。

　　14. If you are short of everything except enemy, you are in combat.

　　如果你除了敵人以外什麼都缺,那你一定是在交戰中。

　　15.Incoming fire has the right of way.

　　來的子彈有優先通行權（擋它的道你就倒大霉啦）。

　　16. If the enemy is in range, SO ARE YOU！

　　如果敵人在你的射程內,別忘了,你也在他的射程內。

　　17.Body count mathis：two guerillas plus two cats＝37en emies killed in action.

　　殲敵數計演演算法：兩名游擊隊員加兩隻貓,本次戰鬥共斃敵37人。

　　18.Things that must be together to work usually can＇t be shipped together.

　　要一起用才能生效的裝備通常不會一起運來。

　　19.Radio＇s will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately.

　　無線電總會在你急需火力支援時斷掉。

　　20.Anything you do can get you shot －－including doing nothing.

　　你做的任何事都可能令你挨槍子兒―――什麼都不做也一樣。

　　21.The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.

　　惟一比敵方炮火還準確（而且會殺掉你的）是友軍的炮火。

　　22.Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs.

　　專業的士兵的行為是可以預測的,但世上卻充滿了菜鳥。





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Good! This is all about survival. Believe me, it is also good as a reference for our daily life. For example,

2. If it looks stupid but works, it is not stupid at all. (Did you ever try the elimination method? When all is tried, the one left is the choice.)

4. Never share a foxhole with a man braver than you are. (Who knows if he is a harum-scarum/reckless?)

5. Never forget that the lowest bidder made your weapon. (So always have a plan B as anything can go wrong!)

6. If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. (Don't underestimate your rivalry)

21. The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. (Because your friends know you better)

哈哈哈，扭曲不過有點意思

Crooked, twisted? look at this:

17. Body count math is： two guerillas plus two cats ＝ 37 enemies killed in action. (That's exactly the creativity you need in reporting your achievements. Why? Someone else will do it anyway!)

19. Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support desperately. (What? You've called for a backup? You know the radio was out and you can only blame your bad luck.)

I like the "army bible" codes because it is so entertaining. Here, I have one more:

22.Professional soldiers are predictable but the world is full of amateurs. (I heard this a long time ago: You can't predict what an idiot would do!)

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