Funny- Confusing Chinese Names

請不要對號入座，如有雷同，實屬巧合！

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!

Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller : I』m Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)! It』s urgent.

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what』s this urgent matter about?

Caller : Well… just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.

Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn』t an urgen t matter! You may find this hilarious but I don』t have time for this!

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I』m Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!


This is hilarious …

Why Chinese shouldn』t have Christian names:

Anne Chang => Dirty (Mandarin)


Anne Chin => Keep Quiet (Mandarin)


Faye Chen => Dusty (Mandarin)


Carl Cheng => Buttock (Hokkien)


Monica Cheng => Touching your buttocks (Hokkien)


Lucy Leow => You are dead (Hokkien)


Jane Tan => Frying eggs (Mandarin)


Suzie Leow => Lose till death (Hokkien)


Henry Mah => Hate your mum (Mandarin)


Corrine Tai => Poor fellow (Hokkien)


Paul Chan => Bankrupt (Mandarin)


Nelson Tan => Bird laying eggs (Mandarin)


Leslie Tong => Rubbish Bin (Mandarin)


Carmen Teng => Leg hair long (Hokkien)


Connie Mah => Call your mother (Cantonese)


Danny See => Squeeze you to death (Hokkien)


Rosie Teng => Screws and nails (Hokkien)


Pete Tsai => Nose droppings (Hokkien)


Macy Koh => Never die before (Cantonese)

好搞笑，其實我第一次聽Joseph都以為係乜水咁自大，改個名叫周師傅。

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可能這些聖名是中國人起的都唔定？