what about dirty joke?

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[本話題由 putongren10 於 2009-10-16 19:45:17 編輯]

Dirty joke ?I love it .I will start with one.
一個小孩子問老師您見過上帝嗎,老師說還沒呢.孩子說我媽每天晚上都能見到.老師很吃驚,說真的你咋知道,孩子說我聽到她喊OH GOD,OH GOD .......

hahahaha, that's good one....

sounds like jay leno...

人間的盒子:

i think it was real...

snortbsd: i think it was real...

即便是 real也說明這孩子弱智。

人間的盒子: 即便是 real也說明這孩子弱智。

well, bu she got sexy voice...

snortbsd: hahahaha, that's good one....sounds like jay leno...

Jay Leo is way 難看,下巴要掉了,脖子沒有了,我也就是過去施工練出來的,要想不被男人調戲就要提前把他們消遣了.開猛料的玩笑並且說髒話.很快全都嚇跑了.

wd6364: Jay Leo is way 難看,下巴要掉了,脖子沒有了,我也就是過去施工練出來的,要想不被男人調戲就要提前把他們消遣了.開猛料的玩笑並且說髒話.很快全都嚇跑了.

我不是那麼能講，幾乎一句都不能講，不過我也不怕，刀槍不入的一個人。

哈，講個我的真實玩笑，看到樓主的這視頻想起的，還是結婚前，一次和我先生去看什麼電影還是什麼東西，反正時間略早了點，他想將我一軍，開著車就說，那邊有家成人商店，要不要停下看看，我回答說，他們有沒有 fitting room什麼的啊？ 我家老兄說我語出驚人（you shocked me）。

snortbsd: well, bu she got sexy voice...

看我給wd6364回的。

wd6364: Jay Leo is way 難看,下巴要掉了,脖子沒有了,我也就是過去施工練出來的,要想不被男人調戲就要提前把他們消遣了.開猛料的玩笑並且說髒話.很快全都嚇跑了.

china or here?

hmm, i haveb't got to the point noticing man...i just like him as comedian better than letterman.[本話題由 snortbsd 於 2009-10-20 23:12:25 編輯]

人間的盒子: 我不是那麼能講，幾乎一句都不能講，不過我也不怕，刀槍不入的一個人。

哈，講個我的真實玩笑，看到樓主的這視頻想起的，還是結婚前，一次和我先生去看什麼電影

You should say 「that is why you love me ,baby」

wd6364: You should say 「that is why you love me ,baby」

哈，那倒沒有。在他想象中，那麼句話是夠厲害的玩笑了，沒想到我會回。

snortbsd: china or here?

hmm, i have got to the point noticing man...i just like him as comedian better than letterman.

both bad looking old man

wd6364: both bad looking old man

bad looking old men?

well, from a woman's perspective...

to me, they are just comedians...

snortbsd: bad looking old men?

well, from a woman's perspective...to me, they are just comedians...

check this comedian out.http://www.cbc.ca/thehour
He is not extactly comedian ,but says who --喜劇演員的臉都要長的EITHER鞋拔子OR 豬腰子?你們那疙瘩還有個大長臉的,一到晚上三更,無聊的我調台一看,全是這模樣的噴唾沫星子,太掃興了.他們的那幽默有時候不對胃口.有次那個LENO說笑話,說中國啊有個新聞狗幫主人去買菜,他一聳肩說EXCUSEME,狗在那不就道菜嘛.下面大笑.我想說小子.狗有時候是比人強,拿狗下小酒是不太地道,難道把它供為祖宗就對了?從此不愛看他.

wd6364: check this comedian out.http://www.cbc.ca/thehour
He is not extactly comedian ,but says who --喜劇演員的臉都要長的EITHER鞋拔子OR 豬腰子?你們那疙瘩還有

well, comedians aren't politicians. you can't be too serious about whatever they say...

snortbsd: well, comedians aren't politicians. you can't be too serious about whatever they say...

true that ,but politicians are even worse.baby kisser

wd6364: true that ,but politicians are even worse.baby kisser

what is "baby kisser"?