Humans are Stupid??

Humans are Stupid??

EVER WONDER ~~~~

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can"t put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don"t you ever see the headline "sychic Wins Lottery"?

Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing
liquid is made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn"t there mouse-flavored cat food?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why didn"t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes?
Why don"t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?

Why don"t sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed
through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on
consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( and that"s the
only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos: ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and
that would be how??...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it"s "just" a suggestion.)

On Tesco"s Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn
upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "roduct will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn"t this save me more time?)

On Boot"s Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate
machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to
reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get
those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and... I"m
taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On Sunsbury"s peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child"s superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not
enable you to fly." (I don"t blame the company. I blame the parents
for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands
or genitals." (..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you"ve smiled at least once, it"s your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to
(maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all
need to smile every once in a while.
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i have no patient to read so many words on the line!

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