關於男女的 deep thoughts

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS

Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

浪漫的數學

聰明男人+聰明女人=浪漫
聰明男人+笨女人=偷情
笨男人+聰明女人=婚姻
笨男人+笨女人=懷孕
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SHOPPING MATH

A man will pay ＄20 for a ＄10 item he needs.
A woman will pay ＄10 for a ＄20 item that she doesn't need.

購物的數學

一個男人會為一件值10元他需要的東西付20元.
一個女人會為一件值20元她不需要的東西付10元.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

通用方程和統計

一個女人為未來擔憂直到她找到一個丈夫.
一個男人從不擔憂未來直到他得到一個妻子.
一個成功的男人是能掙比他妻子能花的錢還多的人.
一個成功的女人是能找到這樣一位男人的人.
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HAPPINESS

To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

幸福

要想和一位男人幸福生活,你必須非常了解那個男人但只愛他一點點.
要想和一位女人幸福生活,你必須非常愛她但千萬別試著去了解她.
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LONGEVITY

Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.

長壽

結婚的男人比未婚的男人長壽,但結婚的男人比未婚的男人更想去死.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

變化的趨勢

一個女人和一個男人結婚是期望他能改變,但他從不改變.
一個男人和一個女人結婚是期望她永不改變,但她一定會變.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE

A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument

討論技巧

爭論的最後一句話必須是女人講的.
男人在那以後講的任何話都是新一輪爭論的開始.

哈哈.

真實太對了。。