Man & Woman

　

1)      Wife:     " You don't love me any more!"

        Husband:  " I don't love you any less!"

　   

2)      Wife:  "You don't listen to me any more?"

        Husband: " You talked a lot, and didn't say anything"

　   

3)      Marriage has three rings:

　

        Engagement Ring, Wedding Ring, and Suffe-Ring

　

4)      A woman writes to her ex-husband:

        Honey, you are the best 200 lbs I have ever lost!