Please Fall in Love with Me ^^

Girl, Please Fall in Love with Me

　  After the self-study class at night, I opened the computer. I sorted out the male net friends to the Frog Concentration Camp and several unlovely girls I』ve seen to the Dinosaur Concentration Camp. Then I began chatting with the three girls left.

　　Me: Honey, let』s fall in love!

　　Talented girl: OK. Are you a Party member?

　　Me: No, I』m not.

　　Talented girl: Are you a League member?

　　Me: Well, no.

　　Talented girl: Well, are you a member of China Young Pioneers?

　　Me: I used to be one many years ago. But why do you bother asking such questions?

　　Talented girl: Then I can』t promise you. At all events, I』m the team leader of our class.

　　…

　　Recalling the painful experience, I still have two girls to chat with.

　　Me: Girl, let』s fall in love!

　　Lonely girl: Good. After all, I can fall in love.

　　Me: Well, didn』t you love someone before?

　　Lonely girl: No. They always said I was a dinosaur.

　　Me: Umm, in this case, we』d better break up at the moment.

　　Lonely girl: No, I don』t agree. It』s my first love…

　　55555555555…

　　Now the last girl left, I would especially cherish her.

　　Me: Girl, don』t you want to fall in love with me?

　　Jiaojiao: I think it』s OK, but I』d like to ask for my father』s advice.

　　Me: My God! You asked your father this kind of thing? You surely don』t have your own definite idea!

　　Jiaojiao: It』s not like that. I am just 5 years old and haven』t learnt to type. It is my father who types for me.

　　Me: …

　　Then I said: Hello, uncle.[/COLOR]