世界上最強的中國式英文

作者:西淘子
  
1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿
2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？
3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你
4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！
together up ！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！
5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have
nothing to say,go home!! 有事起奏，無事退朝
6．you me you me 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住！
8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知...
9．WATCH SISTER 表妹
10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！
11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足
12．one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述
13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放
14．go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過
15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!
　小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I am sorry five!
16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
　　要錢沒有，要命一條
17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。
18．you have two down son。你有兩下　

1．we two who and who？ 咱倆誰跟誰阿 -> never mind, we are buddies![/COLOR]

2．how are you ? how old are you? 怎麼是你，怎麼老是你？ -> gotcha! hey, it's you again.[/COLOR]

3．you don't bird me,I don't bird you 你不鳥我，我也不鳥你 -> i don't give a damn of what you might think of me![/COLOR]

4．you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers！ together up！ 你有種，我要給你點顏色瞧瞧，兄弟們，一起上！ -> you have guts for a fight. ok, i'll teach you a lesson. buddies, let's kick the ass of this bastard![/COLOR]

5．hello everybody! if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home! 有事起奏，無事退朝 -> (yes, sir!)[/COLOR]

6．you me you me 彼此彼此 -> we have no difference[/COLOR]

7．You Give Me Stop!! 你給我站住！ -> freeze![/COLOR]

8．know is know noknow is noknow 知之為知之，不知為不知. -> don't confuse the known with unknown[/COLOR]

9．WATCH SISTER 表妹 -> younger female cousin[/COLOR]

10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole! 龍生龍，鳳生鳳，老鼠的兒子會打洞！ -> like father like son (and like mother like daughter)[/COLOR]

11．American Chinese not enough 美中不足 -> a blemish in an otherwise perfect thing; a fly in the ointment[/COLOR]

12．one car come one car go, two car pengpeng,people die 車禍現場描述 -> descriptions of the scene of a car accident[/COLOR]

13．heart flower angry open 心花怒放 -> be wild with joy; be elated; ecstatic[/COLOR]

14．go past no mistake past 走過路過，不要錯過 -> look at it, don't miss this gem![/COLOR]

15．小明：I am sorry! 老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three! 老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five! -> (too, 2; three, 3; for, 4; so "sorry five")[/COLOR]

16．If you want money,I have no; if you want life, I have one! 要錢沒有，要命一條 -> (you've got it right!)[/COLOR]

17．I call Li old big. toyear 25. 我叫李老大，今年25。 -> i'm the big-brother lee. i'm 25.[/COLOR]

18．you have two down son。你有兩下 -> didn't know you're good at this![/COLOR]