大家在一起慢慢聊

Dec 24, 2017 at 10:19 PM
大家在一起慢慢聊  Let's talk slowly together
親愛的主席，88，普京大帝, 今天是聖誕平安夜，去看我媽，結果我媽不想在我這過夜，Jackie功課還沒做完，所以我們就兩個人在家裡安安靜靜過平安夜.Jackie做功課，我看MIT人工智慧的公開課，一個很寫意的讀書夜晚. 你們兩個，一個在北京喝茅台，一個在莫斯科喝伏特加，想想都是冰天雪地的.明天Jackie要去見匈牙利總統，我覺得他長得很像新疆地方的人，德國工會主席以及法國前首相，你看至少他們可以有幸跑來陽光明媚的，輕鬆自在的，燈彩輝煌的洛杉磯. 他們可以喝piñon colada，還可以看Jackie跳芭蕾。對於歐洲人來說，參觀美國的Mall是不是有吸引力,我不知道.我很感謝你們體諒我住得遠，照顧Jackie，所以讓司機開很長的路到洛杉磯東邊離我家近的電影院和Mall來碰面。其實博物館,聖塔莫妮卡海灘,The Grooves,天文台,蓋蒂中心,杭廳頓圖書館,迪士尼音樂廳,威尼斯海灘,比華利山莊街區,動物園,海邊水族館.可能更對他們的胃口.周末假日有空，我是可以開遠一點的，你們不用太顧及我。如果你們給我賠償，我可以到比華利山那邊租房子的， 而且那邊學校也很好呀！只要你們節目豐富一點，那大家都開心的.你們現在主要集中在歐洲的政治人物，關注環境，健康，食品，安全. 以後也可以是工會和宗教人物，財經方面的，北約領袖，反正從有影響的人物開始吧. 有一首歌叫「最浪漫的事兒」， 就是，一輩子在一起，慢慢，聊.明月升起人約黃昏后，你們慢慢聊.周末閑暇，歡聚一堂，娛樂，購物，舞蹈，美食，大家慢慢聊. 世界好大呀，那麼多有趣的，特別的人了，大家慢慢聊。可以聊一輩子，子子孫孫聊下去的，親愛的主席，88，是吧？親親. 去年這個時候，這邊答應給我賠償的人突然煙消雲散了，結果我過了一個非常失望的聖誕節.今年早些時候，又有人承諾聖誕老人會給我送禮物，而且一定會的.可是到現在也沒看見聖誕老人的身影，我心裡糾結了半天，於是準備新年的願望，那就是我千萬不要聽到如下的新聞——「普京大帝聖誕節多喝了幾杯伏特加，興緻高昂出去開飛機，結果碰見了同樣興緻高昂喝了茅台的聖誕老人，...魯道夫現在還在醫院裡躺著呢！」或者是這樣一條新聞，「聖誕老人因為今年失業沒錢買禮物，所以還呆在家裡......」  或者是，「聖誕老人老了,他的接班人掌控了雪撬系統。今年接班人自說自話不再服務天下人家，而是駕著雪橇把整車禮物送給自己的情人去了」普京大帝，你說我的新年願望該是啥呢？「世界一體直正kick off !」

Dear Chairman, 88, Putin the Great, today is Christmas Eve. I went to see my mother. As a result, my mother did not want to spend the night with me. Jackie hadn't finished her homework, so we spent Christmas Eve quietly at home. Jackie did her homework. I watched MIT's open class on artificial intelligence. A very pleasant reading night. You two, one is drinking Mou-tai in Beijing and the other is drinking vodka in Moscow. Think of all in the snowy icy cold. Jackie is going to see the President of Hungary tomorrow. I think he looks a lot like people in Xinjiang, and the Chairman of the German Trade Union, and the former Prime Minister of France. You see, at least they can have the honor to come to the sunny, relaxed, and brilliantly illuminated Los Angeles. They can drink piñon colada, and they can watch Jackie dance ballet. For Europeans, is it attractive to visit the Mall in the United States? I don』t know. I』m very grateful to you for understanding that I live far away and with concern of Jackie, so you ask the driver to drive a long way to the movie theater and Mall near here to meet. In fact, LA museums, Santa Monica Beach, The Grooves, Observatory, Getty Center, Huntington Library, Disney Concert Hall, Venice Beach, Beverly Hills neighborhood, zoo, seaside aquarium, may be more of their appetite .I can drive farther when I have time on weekends and holidays, so you don』t have to take me too seriously. If you pay me compensation, I can rent a place in Beverly Hills, and the school there is also very good! As long as your programs are rich enough, everyone is happy. You are now mainly focused on European political figures, concerned about the environment, health, food, and safety. In the future, you can also invite trade unions and religious figures, financial and NATO leaders, anyway, let』s start with the influential people. There is a Chinese song called "The Most Romantic Thing", that is, stay together for a lifetime, and talk slowly. After the bright moon rises and invite people after dusk, you talk slowly. Weekend leisure, gather together, entertain, shopping, dancing, food, let』s talk slowly. The world is so big, so many interesting and special people, let』s talk slowly. You can talk for a lifetime, and the children and grandchildren will talk about it, Dear Chairman, 88, right? Kiss. At this time last year, the people here who promised to pay me compensation suddenly disappeared. As a result, I had a very disappointed Christmas. Earlier this year, someone promised that Santa Claus would give me gifts, and he would definitely. . But I haven』t seen Santa Claus even till now. I have been entangled for a long time, so I prepare for the New Year』s wish, that is, I must not hear the following news-"Putin  the Great drank a few more glasses of vodka on Christmas, he went out to fly a plane in high spirits, and he ran into Santa Claus who drank Mou-tai in high spirits,... Rudolph is still lying in the hospital now!" Or this news, "Because of this year Santa Claus is unemployed and has no money to buy gifts, so now he still stays at home..." Or, "Santa Claus is old and his successor controls the sled system. This year, the successor said that he would no longer serve the world. Instead, he drove a sleigh to give the whole car a gift to his lover." Putin the Great, what do you think my New Year's resolution should be? "The whole new world is just kicking off!"
大家在一起慢慢聊