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評論家(學一把豬,抄的)警告,剛吃過飯的請繞行

作者:wigner  於 2010-5-6 10:26 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

作者分類:讓我說什麼好呢|通用分類:網路文摘|已有21評論

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A critic is a low-life creature that lacks any talent or ability to contribute anything, yet chooses to verbally attack and put down the works of others. Through usage of long words and general pretentiousness, they pretend to show intelligence and also to appear human like the rest of us, hiding their true parasite form. Everyone has, and is entitled to, an opinion, but a critic makes it their business to state their opinion to everyone through the media or press, and to state their opinion as fact. If you are a musician, film-maker, artist, writer etc, and you see a professional critic writing a review about you, do the right thing and kill them where they stand. If you want to know if a film or band etc is any good, don't read the reviews, ask a friend what they think.

按糞坑理論,蒼蠅在糞坑裡撒了一把卵,出了蛆蟲,蛆蟲大叫:好臭!

過幾天,蛆蟲變成了蛹,蛹成熟又成了蒼蠅,新的蒼蠅還是繼續圍著糞坑轉


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回復 stellazhu111 2010-5-6 10:28
大白天看也看不懂.
回復 wigner 2010-5-6 10:33
stellazhu111: 大白天看也看不懂.
有辱師兄法眼
回復 恆噹噹 2010-5-6 11:07
鮮花。
回復 wigner 2010-5-6 11:08
恆噹噹: 鮮花。
不敢,你送了兩次了
回復 恆噹噹 2010-5-6 11:10
wigner: 不敢,你送了兩次了
朝哪裡插隨便你了。
回復 wigner 2010-5-6 11:13
恆噹噹: 朝哪裡插隨便你了。
趕緊出去買盆
回復 Giada 2010-5-6 11:25
被你嚇的,沒敢去看鏈接,剛剛吃過飯哈。不過這個ZT的好,蛆蟲的確不該對著自己的飯碗喊臭。
回復 wigner 2010-5-6 11:34
Giada: 被你嚇的,沒敢去看鏈接,剛剛吃過飯哈。不過這個ZT的好,蛆蟲的確不該對著自己的飯碗喊臭。
看來俺把住的糞坑搬到俺家了,總也走不出去,呸呸
回復 Giada 2010-5-6 11:48
wigner: 看來俺把住的糞坑搬到俺家了,總也走不出去,呸呸
所以以後說話要小心哦。
回復 wigner 2010-5-6 11:53
Giada: 所以以後說話要小心哦。
要得要得
回復 Giada 2010-5-6 12:10
wigner: 要得要得
耀邦沒來,小平來了?
回復 wigner 2010-5-6 12:13
Giada: 耀邦沒來,小平來了?
回復 樂子 2010-5-6 20:22
The cited "definition" of a critic was a typical layman's opinion--except that the English needed to be refined. And it foolishly missed the point, a common sense, that criticism is itself a business and a noble academic discipline. You may earn a PhD in literature critique if you are intelligent enough--or at all. No offense.

By the way, anybody, including those who can "contribute" only nonsense, can call himself a "writier"--it only takes a little "thick skin" to accomplish that ( e.g., I am thick-skinned enough to call myself a "writer" or an "artist"), whereas you have to earn an advanced college degree first to be a critic. I, for one, have been always envying those who had a career of being a critic. Do I need to mention any big name?
回復 探底細 2010-5-7 00:28
到底想說啥?
回復 wigner 2010-5-7 00:57
探底細: 到底想說啥?
俺在夢囈,您別見怪
回復 wigner 2010-5-7 01:00
樂子: The cited "definition" of a critic was a typical layman's opinion--except that the English needed to be refined. And it foolishly missed th
Totally agree with you, otherwise the place it came from wouldn』t be called the 「urban dictionary」. 中文曰「惡搞」. I was just yakking, don』t take it personally.

Incidentally, your English appears way better than your Chinese, at least I don』t smell gunpowder from it.
回復 TCM 2010-5-7 06:52
想說啥
回復 樂子 2010-5-7 09:50
wigner: Totally agree with you, otherwise the place it came from wouldn』t be called the 「urban dictionary」. 中文曰「惡搞」. I was just yakking, don』t tak
賺洋人的錢,給自己人歡樂。網上娛樂為主,無須太認真了。
回復 wigner 2010-5-11 01:38
樂子: 賺洋人的錢,給自己人歡樂。網上娛樂為主,無須太認真了。
與君共勉
回復 wigner 2010-5-11 01:40
TCM: 想說啥
胡說胡說,您別在意
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