柬尼弗·洛佩茲 JENNIFER LOPEZ：豈不是滑稽 AIN'T IT FUNNY

昨天提到了拉丁風，今天再貼個更靠近點兒的。父母是波多黎各人，她自己生在紐約，歌壇影壇商壇都有涉足，不過據很多藍童鞋反映都是去欣賞她那小身板兒的。據說下半身投了巨額保險。

第六日看完了

今天都是些很短很無厘頭的故事。沒啥意思。只記得這兩個：

之一：土豪某天把漂亮媳婦兒抓了個現行兒。按當時的規矩這都是死罪。然後土豪把賤夫銀婦送了官，要求把他倆給掛柱子上以解心頭之恨。縣長一看媳婦兒姿色不錯遂起了憐香惜玉之心，想給她找了個台階下，說是你官人說你跟那誰有染，有這麼回事兒嗎？可這媳婦兒不領情，光明正大地說確有其事，並且當場質問土豪有木有無條件地滿足他的「獸慾」，土豪承認他的確得到了滿足。媳婦兒話鋒一轉，說那俺這兒剩下你用不了的還不許俺自己用么？堂下革命群眾哄堂大笑，此案隨即不了了之，土豪和媳婦兒回家接著過日紙。

之二：神父喜歡獵鳥，某天打了一隻肥仙鶴回來，讓他的廚子給烤了請朋友來吃。這肥鶴烤好了，廚子的相好的聞到了非得讓廚子掰條腿兒給她，廚子說這咋行？相好的說不給就跟他拜拜。廚子沒轍了只好照做了。可神父和他哥們兒看見這鶴只有一條腿兒就不樂意了，把廚子找來問咋回事兒，廚子說鶴只有一條腿兒並且說所有的鶴都只有一條腿兒。神父氣的沒轍說明天俺拽你到河邊去看，如果鶴都是一條腿兒就算你走運，要是兩條腿兒就要你好看！第二天一早神父真的拽著廚子到了河邊，廚子見神父的火氣一點兒沒消，心裡急死了。忽然看見河裡的鶴都單腿站著在睡覺，激動地跟神父說，看哪看哪，都是一條腿！神父說俺讓你看看它們都有兩條腿，隨即衝到河邊大喊，吼！吼！吼！鶴被驚醒全都放下了另一條腿匆匆飛走了。神父凶神惡煞的回過頭看著廚子。廚子一臉無辜地說：那您昨天吃鶴的時候沒喊吼吼吼啊！所以那條腿沒放下來！神父被廚子的憨態逗得轉怒為喜。

柬尼佛·洛佩茲 JENNIFER LOPEZ：豈不是滑稽 AIN'T IT FUNNY

歌詞：

Estoy loca
Enamorada, de ti

It seemed to be like the perfect thing for you and me
It's so ironic you're what I had pictured you to be
But there are facts in our lives
We can never change
Just tell me that you understand and feel the same
This perfect romance that I've created in my mind
I'd live a thousand lives
Each one with you right by my side
But yet we find ourselves in a less than perfect circumstance
And so it seems like we'll never have the chance

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Oh)
And you can't move on even though you try (Oh)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Oh, I wish this could be real
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Oh)
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (No)
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart

Sometimes I think that a true love can never be
I just believe that somehow it wasn't meant for me
Life can be cruel in a way that I can't explain
And I don't think that I could face it all again
I barely know you but somehow I know what you're about
A deeper love I've found in you
And I no longer doubt
You've touched my heart and it altered every plan I've made
And now I feel that I don't have to be afraid

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Oh)
And you can't move on even though you try (Oh)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Oh, I wish this could be real
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Oh)
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (No)
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart

I locked away my heart
But you just set it free
Emotions I felt
Held me back from what my life should be
I pushed you far away
And yet you stayed with me
I guess this means
That you and me were meant to be

Oh

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny
And you can't move on even though you try
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Oh, I wish this could be real, oh yeah, oh yeah
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right, no no
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
In the story of your heart, oh yeah

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Funny)
And you can't move on even though you try (Even if you try)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Baby, ain't it funny how
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life (Change your life)
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right (Wrong or right)
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part
Baby, ain't it funny how

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny (Can't deny)
And you can't move on even though you try (though you try)
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel (baby)
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right
Ain't it's strange how fate can play a part

Ain't it funny how some feelings you just can't deny
And you can't move on even though you try
Ain't it strange when you're feeling things you shouldn't feel
Ain't it funny how a moment could just change your life
And you don't want to face what's wrong or right
Ain't it strange how fate can play a part

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