【愚人節笑畫】(695)【雙語】《rain cats and dogs 傾盆大雨》by Julia
愚人節英語笑話有哪些 愚人節雙語笑話大推薦
2017-03-30 17:41
raincats and dogs 傾盆大雨
mice and rats 小鼠和大鼠
March 三月;march 遊行
1. why are people tired on april fool's day? (愚人節人們為什麼疲倦?)
答:because they have just had a long march. (因為他們剛剛進行了漫長的遊行。)
2. what weather do mice and rats fear? (老鼠害怕什麼天氣?)
答:when it's raining cats and dogs.(當天上下著「傾盆大雨」時。)
3. when do dogs refuse to follow their masters? (狗什麼時候不願跟隨主人?)
答:when their masters go to the flea market.(主人去跳蚤市場時。flea 跳蚤 ;flea market 舊貨市場 )
4. what question can never be answered by 「yes」? (哪個問題永遠不能回答「是的」?)
答:are you asleep? (你睡著了嗎?)
5. what tree is always very sad? (哪種樹總是很傷心?)
答:weeping willow. (垂柳。 weep哭泣;willow柳樹)
6. when can you get water with a net? (什麼時候可以用網兜裝水?)
答:when water is turned into ice. (當水結成冰時)
7. why is the pig always eating? (豬為什麼沒完沒了地吃?)
答:he's making a hog of himself. (它想成為一隻肉豬。)
8. what's the longest word in the world? (世界上最長的單詞是什麼?)
答:smiles. because there's a mile between the letter 's'. (微笑。因為兩個字母s中間隔了一里。)
9. what question is that to which you must always answer "yes"? (什麼問題你只能回答「yes」?)
答:"what does y-e-s spell?" (當別人問你「yes」怎麼拼?)
10. where were you when the power was cut off? (當停電的時候你在哪?)
答:in the darkness. (在黑暗中。)
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