主婦日誌（二）

主婦日誌（二）

就這樣，一夜之間成了家庭主婦。其實，內心深處還想殺回職場，可現在的情形，再找高薪工作太難。又回頭一想，還未當過全職家庭主婦，何不利用現在這時機體會一把。自己認為家庭主婦的第一職能，如有孩子的話，應該首要搞清楚母親的職能範圍，就隨手上網一查，下面這個較為全面：

52 Job Titles A Mom Holds

by Life Without Pink on May 16, 2011

Being a mom means you need to wear many different hats.  I never imagined all of the roles I would play on a daily basis. No wonder I am completely exhausted and drained by the end of the day.

Here are 52 「job titles」 a mom holds on any given day;

1. CEO of the Household
2. Personal Chef {clients may consist of picky eaters}
3. Head Cheerleader of {insert your child』s name} team
4. Housekeeper
5. Taxi Driver {don』t expect to receive any tips}
6. Judge Mom {daily court appearances}
7. PhD in Anger Management
8. Hair Stylist {mostly consists of impatient clients}
9. Bed-wetting Patrol Squad
10. Keeper of Secrets {shh I won』t tell}
11. Food Tester
12. Family Therapist {innervation at least once a week}
13. Toddler Wrestling Coach
14. Errand Runner
15. Laundry Machine Operator
16. Janitor
17. Teacher {specializing in nursery rhythms, ABC』s and 123′s}
18. Toy Repair Expert {fixer of the little parts}
19. Finance Manager
20. Art Director {remember; beauty is in the eye of the beholder}
21. Land Scraper {the weeds won』t pull themselves}
22. Potty Trainer
23. Search and Rescue {for lost toys}
24. Champion Tickler
25. Lifeguard
26. Daycare Provider
27. Personal Assistant for the entire family
28. No-Thumb Sucking Enforcer
29. Wardrobe Stylist {this may consists of changing your client』s clothes several times a day}
30. Personal Shopper
31. Toothbrush Inspector
32. PTA Mom
33. Play-date Coordinator
34. Birthday Events Director
35. Sleep Scientist {will consist of many overnight studies}
36. Scary Monster Patrol Officer
37. Dramatic Story Teller
38. Backyard Safety Patrol
39. Professional Singer {concentrating on lullabies}
40. Boo-Boo Fixer
41. Kiss and Hugs Expert
42. Speech Specialist
43. Vacation Coordinator & Tour Guide
44. PhD in Reverse Psychology
45. Separation Anxiety Counselor
46. In-Law Mediator
47. Seamstress of Frilly Dresses and Super Hero Costumes
48. Mrs. Fix-It
49. Fort Engineer
50. Stain Removal Expert
51. Bodyguard
52. Lady MacGyver

不看不知道，一看嚇一跳。母親的職能範圍原來是這樣啊。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

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