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小故事/話說衚衕

作者:粒子在  於 2022-3-7 03:06 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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小故事/話說衚衕

衚衕里的混混們要收拾地盤,大強盜想收拾掉二強盜,想了個主意,於是叫一個小孩去跳噘二強盜。

二強盜生氣了,飽揍小孩子,於是大強盜又指使一群小夥計去打抱不平

還嚷嚷叫道,看二強盜欺負小孩子了,太他媽不正義了,大家趕快一起上吧。

二強盜一看,這還怎麼打,人家勢眾啊。於是喊話,你他媽都給我聽著,信不信,我他媽要用臭蛋砸爛你她媽的。信不信。大強盜一聽,哦,不太好,我他媽的後宮佳麗三千,榮華富貴,划不來啊。這個慫小子是個二毬,說不定真的會,,,一陣心驚肉跳,於是趕緊發話,和平和平,衚衕要和平。

於是停打了,或者讓小孩子給賠個禮,送個笑臉??

再說吧。

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