評 Lady Gaga （原創+多圖+多視頻）

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xl0N7JM3wZk

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評 Lady Gaga （原創+多圖+多視頻）

作者 吃喝玩樂

導讀：舉國左右混淆，真假難辨，寰宇網訊通達，瞬息萬變。但人類社會萬變而不離其宗，求生存。

Lady Gaga的名曲《Born This Way》是普世求生的吶喊，是拯救眾生的強音。特推薦村民娛樂。

背景：Lady Gaga 原名Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta，出生1986年3月28日美國紐約, 現年26歲，藝名Lady Gaga, 美國音樂舞/歌/詞/曲製作人+歌舞手。

從2008至今，短短數年，Lady Gaga成為世界歌壇家喻戶曉的明星。連連獲XYZ 重獎，屢屢在N  國英文流行歌曲排行榜經久不衰。她2011年的成名舞曲《Born This Way》名揚四海。

Lady Gaga 的三大代表作品，《Born This Way》, 《Marry the Night》, 《The Edge of Glory》 歌之信念/頌之生存/鼓之自我/舞之自由平等。Lady Gaga舞颱風格比《金瓶梅》色情，比《馬列恩毛鄧江胡》暴力，比《國際歌》普世雄壯： 起來，饑寒交迫被強拆的兄弟們，起來，全世界被掃黃的姐妹們…Lady Gaga 的歌舞詞句代表了受剝削，被奴役，想佔領華爾街的下層歇斯底里的美國百姓心聲.

Lady Gaga爐火純青的歌喉發出了強烈求解放/鬧翻身/要堅持/永奮進/活下去，"Be yourself", 自信/自強/自我的信念。

Lady Gaga 受益早年Go-Go-Dance的功底，其舞姿融合瑜伽健美+芭蕾+搖滾一爐，迥異/奔放/鏗鏘。

Lady Gaga與Madonna 比，Lady Gaga 十八般武藝樣樣精通，詞曲舞彈唱，時裝布景全才。 她在演唱會上，揮汗如雨，對粉絲110%的盡職奉獻，劇烈動態中真唱，讓眾歌手望塵莫及。

Lady Gaga與Michael Jackson （MJ）比，MJ 鼎盛時代歸功於影視科技，Lady Gaga 開創領先網路單歌，單曲下載/單賣，歌迷足不出戶的全球營銷。Lady Gaga將網上科技Facebook, twitter 發揮的淋漓盡致，時時問候全球粉絲：你們吃了嗎？夜夜關心舉國歌迷：祝你們晚安！

Lady Gaga濃妝艷抹登峰，奇裝異服造極，365天不同妝飾+墨鏡/假髮/口紅/超高跟鞋的萬變風格，是她競爭眼球，拼頭條免費廣告/瘋搶歌迷市場/自吹自銷的拿手戲， 2010 MTV頒獎會上，其「肉服」（Gaga's Meat Dress）更是名垂史冊。奇異多妖，引無數二奶車模競折腰！

LadyGaga.com 網站設計，體現了她生活底層/勞苦大眾的普適人生哲學，既沒有ABC 黨和國家領導人和合影留念，也沒有XYZ金杯/銀獎/錦旗。開門見山」Buy my ticket，right now」. 世間成名千條路，撈金才是正道。

除閉門斟酌詞曲，錘鍊舞姿，自剪自縫標新立異服裝，至今也沒見Lady Gaga 開名車，更無豪宅，Lady Gaga仍與其父母紐約同屋檐，過著我就是我《Born This Way》的稜角異彩人生。'I hate Hollywood, I just wanna live in Brooklyn and make music'

結論，吃喝玩樂對Lady Gaga的評價：奇/勁/豪/爽+真。

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2012年全球巡演第一站 4月，Lady Gaga 抵達韓國機場服飾

2012年全球巡演第二站 5月，Lady Gaga下機香港服飾

這是Lady Gaga，近似」素顏簡裝」最斯文的鋼琴獨唱《The Edge of Glory》

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_GMgkcc2KM

這是Lady Gaga寰宇銷售廣告

「Stay strong」,  「You are ALL beautiful」 and「You are All superstars」

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDPJ-o1leAw

Poker Face Live @ The Dome 49 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhWp-3DK5qc&feature=related

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<Born this way> By Lady Gaga

It doesn't matter if you love him or capital H-I-M

Just put your paws up

'Cause you were born this way, baby

My mama told me when I was young

We are all born superstars

She rolled my hair and put my lipstick on

In the glass of her boudoir

There's nothin' wrong with lovin' who you are

She said, 'cause He made you perfect, babe

So hold your head up, girl and you you'll go far

Listen to me when I say

I'm beautiful in my way

'Cause God makes no mistakes

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret

Just love yourself and you're set

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born this way, born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way

Baby, I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Don't be a drag, just be a queen

Don't be

Give yourself prudence and love your friends

Subway kid, rejoice of truth

In the religion of the insecure

I must be myself, respect my youth

A different lover is not a sin

Believe capital H-I-M

I love my life, I love this record and

Mi amore vole fe yah

I'm beautiful in my way,

'Cause God makes no mistakes

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,

Just love yourself and you're set

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way

Baby, I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

Don't be drag, just be a queen

Whether you're broke or evergreen

You're black, white, beige, chola descent

You're Lebanese, you're orient

Whether life's disabilities

Left you outcast, bullied or teased

Rejoice and love yourself today

'Cause baby, you were born this way

No matter gay, straight or bi

Lesbian, transgendered life

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born to survive

No matter black, white or beige

Chola or orient made

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born to be brave

I'm beautiful in my way

'Cause God makes no mistakes

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born this way

Don't hide yourself in regret,

Just love yourself and you're set

I'm on the right track, baby

I was born this way, yeah

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way

Baby, I was born this way

Ooh, there ain't no other way, baby, I was born this way

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way

I was born this way, hey

I was born this way, hey

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

I was born this way, hey

I was born this way, hey

I'm on the right track, baby, I was born this way, hey

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吃喝玩樂根據現狀民俗,將<Born this way>譯中文, 特獻醜,以饗村民.

<Born this way> By Lady Gaga

<<生來如此>> 譯者 吃喝玩樂, (山寨-原創-國情版)

小時候,媽媽為我梳妝抹紅, 細細對我說:

你健壯,你陽光,你會侃能說,

你天生麗質,你能載-重-托,

瓜瓜孩兒,你真不錯!

世界多變,人生蹉跎,

你具名流的天賦,你有巨星的洒脫,

你任性, 你執著,

你身在牛津, 心繫哈佛,

瓜瓜孩兒,將來你能-把-握!

男女媾和, 陰陽交錯,

你自信, 會選擇,

同性/異性/變性/多性,黑白黃赤任你說,

多個情人,多份愛,

瓜瓜孩兒,你-沒-錯!

古往今來,風雨莫測,

巡捕翻牆，醉死伍德，

瞎子倒戈, 兩國踩摸,

你耐磨, 你沉著,

你美酒豪車, 你瀟洒揮霍,

瓜瓜孩兒, 你躲過大禍.

侯寇更迭, 榮辱難說,

你堅韌, 你耐挫,

金光大道任你闖,中央九常憑你坐.

瓜瓜孩兒, 敢把大雕射, 你敢闖又-敢-做!

不錯! 不錯!

瓜瓜孩兒你聽著,媽媽對你最後說,

千秋功過任評說,鐵窗枷鎖奈幾何,

有道是世間冷暖，人最冷漠，

莫悲觀, 切寂寞,

娘生你養你,是為了讓你活!

要活, 要活,一定要活!

娘生你養你,是為了讓你活!

要活, 要活,一定要活! 《完》

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