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The AMA on Obamacare

作者:tsueict  於 2012-10-1 19:45 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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The AMA on Obamacare    (ZT)

 

 

prepare to chuckle..

 

The AMA weighs in.Whether you are for, or against, the following is well done and funny.

The American Medical Association has weighed in on Obama's new health care package:

The Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologist's had sort of a gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the Administration had a lot of nerve.

Meanwhile, Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while the Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted.

Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" while the Pediatricians said, "Oh, grow up!"

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the Radiologists could see right through it. Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and the Internists claimed it would indeed be a bitter pill to swallow.

The Plastic Surgeons opined that this proposal would "put a whole new face on the matter". The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but  the Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a gas, and those lofty Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say no.

In the end, the Proctologist's won out, leaving the entire decision up to the assholes in Washington.


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回復 老君岩 2012-10-1 20:05
Gosh, I wonder what they thought about the NHS across the pond...
回復 tsueict 2012-10-1 21:04
老君岩: Gosh, I wonder what they thought about the NHS across the pond...
Thanks. have fun. it may not be the real opinions of individual branch of AMA.
回復 老君岩 2012-10-1 22:16
Sure, AMA has never been a supporter of socialized medicine.

From the words of a NHS doctor: "I think if you want to have two or three million-dollar homes, and four or five nice cars and six or seven nice televisions, then maybe, yeah, you need to practice somewhere where you can earn that."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GOZmvaFfjtk
回復 秋收冬藏 2012-10-2 09:20
  

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