胡阿威

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馬克扎克博格給臉書投資人的公開信

作者：胡阿威於 2012-5-19 01:08 發表於最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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親愛的臉書投資者：

多年來，你們在臉書上耗費了許多時間，現在你們終於有機會在臉書上耗費你們的金錢了。

今天臉書股票首次公開上市發行，我知道你們都有疑慮，臉書股與千僖年間的網際網路泡沫有何區別呢？

首先，那些網際網路垃圾股都是投機和炒作，沒有切實可行的業務模式。臉書不可同日而語，是建立在由憤怒的小鳥和臆想中的羔羊組成的堅固基石之上。

其次，臉書是世上最成功的社交網路，成千上萬陌不相識的人們在臉書上分享他們哪些毫無用處或根本不感興趣的信息。

再之，每次有人點擊臉書上的廣告，臉書從中獲利。雖然沒人刻意去點擊廣告，但無數人都在酒後干過此事。我們是從iTunes那裡偷取這個竅門的。

最後，如果你購買臉書股票，您絕不會有鶴立雞群的感覺。常年登錄臉書的結果使得九億多用戶都有輕度的腦損傷，辨別是非的能力下降，這幫人都與您一樣是臉書的投資者。經您的大力提攜，如願以償，臉書今天IPO將凈得一千億美元。換句話說，大通莫根銀行得經手四、五次交易才能把這大筆錢賠光。

補充一句，我本人，馬克扎克博格，會如何處置因臉書上市而斬獲的一百八十億美元呢？嗯，我正在考慮購買希臘，事成之後，我還剩餘一百八十億美元。LOL。

臉書上見，

馬克

（譯自英文，如有責究，一切責任有原作者承擔〕

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回復胡阿威 2012-5-19 04:29: A Letter from Mark Zuckerberg
About Facebook』s IPO
MENLO PARK, CA (The Borowitz Report) – On the eve of Facebook』s IPO, Founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg published the following letter to potential investors:
Dear Potential Investor:
For years, you』ve wasted your time on Facebook.  Now here』s your chance to waste your money on it, too.
Tomorrow is Facebook』s IPO, and I know what some of you are thinking.  How will Facebook be any different from the dot-com bubble of the early 2000』s?
For one thing, those bad dot-com stocks were all speculation and hype, and weren』t based on real businesses.  Facebook, on the other hand, is based on a solid foundation of angry birds and imaginary sheep.
Second, Facebook is the most successful social network in the world, enabling millions to share information of no interest with people they barely know.
Third, every time someone clicks on a Facebook ad, Facebook makes money.  And while no one has ever done this on purpose, millions have done it by mistake while drunk.  We totally stole this idea from iTunes.
Finally, if you invest in Facebook, you』ll be far from alone.  As a result of using Facebook for the past few years, over 900 million people in the world have suffered mild to moderate brain damage, impairing their ability to make reasoned judgments.  These will be your fellow Facebook investors.
With your help, if all goes as planned tomorrow, Facebook』s IPO will net $100 billion.  To put that number in context, it would take JP Morgan four or five trades to lose that much money.
One last thing: what will, I, Mark Zuckerberg, do with the $18 billion I』m expected to earn from Facebook』s IPO?  Well, I』m considering buying Greece, but that would still leave me with $18 billion.  LOL.
Friend me,
Mark