耍個流氓,今天有空接8288的一江春水向東流掰個英文版的。
小明有個女朋友叫Wendy。終有一日舉家移民了美國。小明思念萬分,也終於逮到個來美國留學的機會決定去美國尋Wendy。臨行前在自己的小JJ上刺了個Wendy以便見著女友好表白。小明坐了12小時飛機降落LA,衝下飛機尿急進了廁所。放完水舒口氣,才注意到旁邊有個2米出頭的黑大個美國移民局officer也在放水,還不小心注意到黑JJ上也綉了個Wendy。
「呵,難兄難弟了嘛」 小明好奇,等黑大個放完水叫到邊上問他
「Hey bro, quick question. I saw you have a tattoo on your dick says 『Wendy』. Just wanna tell you, so do I. My lover』s name is Wendy that』s why I did it. Wonder what makes you did it?」
黑大個officer說 「 I didn』t, you are wrong. Get lost.」
小明不依不饒說 「Come on, although not intentionally, yet I saw it. Ok, here is a hundred dollar bill. If you tell me, it』s yours. 「 小明掏了100塊美金出來。
Officer說,」ok, I』ll take your money. But you are wrong.」
「Then show me.」 小明迫不及待。
Office一把把小明拎進了個Stall,兩分鐘手裡拽著那100塊錢出來走了。
接著就見小明懊惱地一邊從Stall里出來一邊喃喃自語。
TMD, 是welcome to the United States of America and have a wonderful day