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香港- 癩蛤蟆要吃天鵝肉 天鵝的人民不幹了

作者:fighter8  於 2019-8-21 11:30 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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這是什麼級別的黑色幽默? - 癩蛤蟆要吃天鵝肉 天鵝的人民不幹了。

兩個星期前德州發生白人至上主義者槍擊案,打死21個,大部分是西語裔,大多數是美國居民,但也包括非美國居民只是過境來買東西的墨西哥人。這個槍手在他的宣言里專門解釋了為什麼目標是西語裔,因為他們大量入侵德州,必將很快完成對德州白人國家白人州的種族大取代,而墨西哥人雖然不是美國居民,但是也該被preventative(預防性)地作為槍殺目標,以嚇阻他們移民美國的傾向。

當時我看了這個宣言后立即按照這個邏輯,為美國白人殺手們發現了下一個目標 香港人。(同時我為加拿大的白人殺手找到的下一個目標是,溫哥華以香港人等中國人為主要居民的列治文市,這個下文再表). 我打算寫的文章題目就是:美國白人殺手的下一個目標會不會是香港人?因為香港人正在轟轟烈烈地進行著成為美國第51州運動,在他們的抗議示威遊行中大肆揮舞美國國旗,唱美國國歌,都報道到全世界去了。香港這整整7百多萬人,豈不是比墨西哥人對美國白人國家是更大的大取代威脅? 即使他們還沒有成為美國移民,都應該preventatively被作為嚇阻目標實施槍殺?而香港那個彈丸之地,人口這麼大的密度,要射殺起來基本不會出現任何collateral  damage,連帶性傷害,死的會都是香港中國人。看樣子白人殺手很有頭腦,非常懂得每次槍擊都要有重點單一的目標,比如紐西蘭,全殺穆斯林,而德州這次要殺的就是西語裔,據報道這個殺手還在現場專門放了白人黑人生路讓他們跑出去。就是這樣還是有白人被打死。而在香港,豈不是可以毫無顧忌地大開殺戒?

於是我就打算寫篇文章- 白人殺手的下一個目標會不會是 香港人?可是我後來一想,不會吧,香港要是像墨西哥一樣鄰近美國,那這些瘋狂的Hongki American wannabes 倒肯定是值得美國白人殺手下手,問題是香港半個地球之遠,香港人手無寸鐵的小小個小黃人,就是太平洋沒有蓋子他們都偷渡不了啊。人家白人才不會take it seriously,才不會跟這些癩蛤蟆較真呢。我是想多了吧。再加上忙,就忘了這個題目。

然後前兩天,隨著香港人揮舞美國國旗的新聞又出現在主流媒體,我就去看看美國人說什麼。。。結果呢,發現我當時不是想多了,而是想少了,跟大多數中國人一樣。當然,按住羊除外。他才已經是真正的美國人。

原來,想到香港人被美國白人槍擊的可能性的,不僅僅是我,別人也早想到了,而且美國已經有白人不僅僅是想到,而且公開說出來了 我們要槍擊他們。以下這是我瀏覽fox businessyoutube香港人揮舞美國旗的視頻下的讀者評論時看到的:

一個韓國人說:White people will shoot them

一個白人回答說:You are correct, we will shoot them.

另外一個溫和派白人說:we won't shoot them. We will deport them because no one needs a thousands more unskilled laborers that can't take care of themselves without the government's help and don't contribute anything worthwhile compared to what they take. Add in the cultural conflict and the unwillingness of refugees to adapt to their new land, and there's plenty of problems. The only job of a country is to protect it's citizens, not the citizens of other countries. If it does not benefit the country, then it isn't worth doing. If it does not benefit the country more than it harms the country, then it is not worth doing. This is common sense. (我們不槍擊他們,但是我們要遣返他們。。。)

再有另外的白人說的話完全就跟紐西蘭那個殺手說的一個樣:It』s a trap. Both Hongkong or China are Asians. the east always wishes to be like the West, Asians always find ways to migrate and invade the West. (香港,中國都是亞洲人,東方人永遠想要跟西方人一樣,亞洲人總是想移民來入侵我們西方)

以上是我在那個youtube視頻才看了100多評論就看到的,下面還有3000評論,有興趣的去看看。

那上面的美國人不多,很多其他各色人種,和大量的香港人,大陸人。好像是大陸人翻牆來的,很愛國。

一個黑黑的好像是中東人說,this is a huge disrespect of yourself, fools!

那上面的美國人有的是跟著主流插科打諢,說香港人是追求民主自由的,但是一大部分是美國右翼,有極端思想的。另外我看了Reddit,那上面的用戶他們自己說絕大多數是美國人。看了他們的評論,把我笑死。我早就大字標題寫文章說香港正在進行的是癩蛤蟆要吃天鵝肉運動,看了這些美國人的評論,信然?那上面90%是持反對態度的,嬉笑怒罵皆成文章。最冷酷無情直截了當的一個評論是: just nuke em xD (核平他們算了?)很多美國人直截了當叫他們bastard,雜種,笑話他們crazy, ridiculous, 說他們該 they should be tried for treason,他們該被以叛國罪起訴。。。另外,reddit上面的 人沒有youtube什麼的那麼極端右翼,說話委婉得多,但是也在好意提醒香港人被美國人槍擊的可能性,如 -

Hi Sir, the shooting happened in the United States again。(先生,槍擊案又在美國發生了)

Don't let them see what some of our people do with it... (想成為美國第51州?別讓它們看見我們中有的人會對此做什麼。。。)

以下是我上個周末從那裡抄來的一些有趣評論。印證了我此前的幾篇文章 香港人以民主自由的名義反民主自由,香港人的癩蛤蟆要吃天鵝肉運動徒為天下笑爾。。。足見我對美國西方文化在一般海外中國人里是非同一般的了解和睿智,當然除按住羊外呵呵。。。本來想翻譯過來,沒有時間了,就直接發在這裡,博君一笑。

I thought they want freedom? Why are they trying now to be americans instead of something of their own?

hongkong is part of china rather than us. holding us flag is ridiculous

This is uncomfortable on many levels. Hong Kong was Chinese before it was British. The US has it's own issues with democracy and I don't think they would have acted very differently with protesters disrupting an area that accounts for 2.5% of their GDP. You want to maintain your freedom then fine but waving a foreign flag is dumb.

Bootlicking losers.

f*** yeah hong kong.

Joke's on them...

Morons

Oh no guys u can do better thanks though

Be careful what you wish for

Yikes. They need to be waving their flag.

As a latinamerican, I find this utterly disgusting. Stupid HKers have no idea that democracy comes with a torture manual. They are all ignorant morons. I can't care less about their struggle from now on. Anything is better than yankee democracy.

 

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Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing."

lol wannabe americans. we want greenland to become 51st state not hong kong. Join Taiwan instead.

keep us out of it, not our business.

Crack down China on these brainwashed leftist.

Should we tell them or nah?

Hi Sir, the shooting happened in the United States again

Don't let them see what some of our people do with it...

I regret to inform them …

That's the most American shit I've ever seen.

Freedom bitch!

 

i can't believe what i'm seeing

asians are true cowards

lvl 100 at dick sucking

 

Well, joke on them

What the

Christ』s sake leave us and our flag out of it!

At least they are not kneeling for anthem

Good luck you magnificent bastards

Do they have oil?

If they was USA help, they need to pretend there is massive oil reserves under HK. They』ll suddenly get all the Democracy. ;)

Please, understand that America doesn't stand for democracy. It's a republic, supposed to protect INDIVIDUAL rights. In other words, nobody can vote to murder or to rob someone.

It sounds funny with there accent I know I shouldn』t be but I am

hey』ve been watching too much tv

Wrong country』s flag to be waiving there...

Man, its really weird as an American right now to see MY country used as an international symbol of democracy.

Just make China the 51st state

 It sounds funny with there accent I know I shouldn』t be but I am

This is crazy

These look like uncover Chinese advocates up to no good.

We need another continent.

They』ve been watching too much tv

Man, its really weird as an American right now to see MY country used as an international symbol of democracy.

 

just nuke em xD

 

I got mad goosebumps there

 That』s pretty pathetic.

Title should read, "Really confused people that think America is free", or perhaps, "CIA funded provocateurs start shit yet again in another country."

I found it strange - the UK are advocating for their rights and siding with them in their struggles because the agreement that was breached was one brokered by Britain and HK "against" the Chinese Government after UK voluntarily have HK back to the people, and HK are like "yeah thanks America"...

The irony is hilarious.

Just make China the 51st state.

They must have had their internet access to the outside blocked for the last 20 years - america is not a democracy

That is ironic

Ironic lol

How』s that working out for Puerto Rico

Lol. Go see how people in Vancouver feel about it. It』s overrun by Hong Kongers. Hint: they don』t like them.

Who's gonna tell them we don't actually have a democracy?

Came here to say this. The Chinese government is using America as a scapegoat to delegitimize the protesters' actions and demands. 

These stupid kids waiving American flags.... White America don't want you.   Mexican work hardet and they don't want them.   White America only want other lazy whites from Europe.   Naive HK kids.  Plus Americans don't choose their POTUS... The few electro colleges do.   Stupid hk kids.

blk ppl dnt get what they want in america why should them

No we do not.  They need to stay where they are and determine the fate of their (SAR) or commonly their country.  Get your head out of your butt.  That is their home.


唉,這就是癩蛤蟆要吃天鵝肉的下場。


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回復 正中 2019-8-22 02:48
可憐,赤膽忠心的活靶子。
針對數祖忘典的活靶子們,大陸的各種優惠政策便是賤無敵。
回復 fighter8 2019-8-22 05:49
正中: 可憐,赤膽忠心的活靶子。
針對數祖忘典的活靶子們,大陸的各種優惠政策便是賤無敵。
正是。他們再把美國國旗多揮舞幾下,說不定真會成為活靶子。
回復 dingdang99 2019-8-22 18:17
好分享!

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