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老外翻譯的「三字經」轉自

作者:四海  於 2012-2-26 23:18 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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老外翻譯的「三字經」
人之初:At the beginning of life,
性本善: Sex is good.
性相近: Basically, all the sex are same.
習相遠: But it depends on how you do it.
苟不教: If you do not practice all the time,
性乃遷: Sex will leave you.
教之道: The way of learning it
貴以專: It is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母: Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處: Choose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學: If you don't study hard,
斷機杼: Your dick will become useless.
竇燕山: Dou, the Famous,
有義方: Owned a very effective exciting medicine.
教五子: All his five sons took it.
名俱揚: And their sexual ability were well-known.
養不教: If your children don't know how to do it,
父之過: It is all your fault.
教不嚴: If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰: Their teacher must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不學: You may refuse to study this,
非所宜: But that is a real mistake.
幼不學: If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為: You will lose your ability when aged.
玉不琢: If you don't exercise your dick,
不成器: It won't become hard and strong.
人不學: If you don't learn sex,
不知義: You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

 

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回復 老阿姨 2012-2-26 23:24
      
回復 四海 2012-2-26 23:30
老阿姨:          
  
回復 老阿姨 2012-2-26 23:40
四海:   
       周末快樂!
回復 四海 2012-2-26 23:43
老阿姨:           周末快樂!
謝謝,你也快樂
回復 liuxiaoyu 2012-2-26 23:51
呵呵,周末愉快,送花一束~~~
回復 四海 2012-2-26 23:52
liuxiaoyu: 呵呵,周末愉快,送花一束~~~
謝謝,也祝你快樂
回復 liuxiaoyu 2012-2-26 23:59
四海: 謝謝,也祝你快樂
  
回復 mosville 2012-2-27 05:38
最好的翻譯文!
回復 四海 2012-2-27 06:01
mosville: 最好的翻譯文!
  

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