(背景交代): 我們工廠生產巧克力棍子,裡頭是麥片或者花生等等餡,外面是巧克力,長條的,所以叫bar。女工做包裝,當棍子們在cooler下的流水線上排列整齊地出來時,第一個看見的工人就會喊:bar coming…….! 於是,女工們就rush過來各就各位,流水線兩邊各一部機器,各一名主攻手工人把bar一根根放入機器,另外各配一名二傳手和一傳手,二傳手負責雙手從流水線上撿棍子,你想象那個動作就是用雙手快速爬樓梯的感覺,儘快用雙手分3次撿起29根棍子併疊成6*5的方陣(頂上少一根,這樣抗倒伏一點J),這叫pick up the bar, 這個動作我練習了3個月後,已經出神入化,考慮去賭場當牌九荷官,那種手勢幾乎一模一樣。
涓霓唱:(調子是:dodolasododolaso mi mi mi其中la和so都是下面加點的低音,速度極快)I am picking I am picking up! Up! up! I am picking I am
picking up! Up! up! (動作是飛速撿棍子的動作,就是用手爬樓梯,由近到遠,表情面目猙獰扭曲,如同michael jackson,表達了在高強度工作下的近乎失控)
不是吧唱:(同一調子,你們要試著唱一下才行呀) I am moving I am moving! Fast!fast!fast! I am moving I
am moving! Fast!fast!fast! (同時做一傳手的動作,鏟起方陣,轉身45度,放下,推好,完成,如同機器人一樣,準確到位,重複,精確,乾爽,沒有中間連貫動作)
家裡拿唱:I am couting I am couting fast! Fast! Fast! I am couting I
am couting fast! Fast! Fast! (動作是數棍子的動作:雙手正平舉,從外敲到里,就是一下一下敲達到肚子前面,表示一根一根地數棍子,然後前平舉,表示把棍子們放到錢面的另一條流水線。)
建雲唱:I am packaging I am packaging fast! fast! fast! I am
packaging I am packaging fast! fast! fast! (動作是裝盒子進箱子的動作,就是正平舉,雙手向中間合攏,受背靠手背在向地上指,霹靂舞)
群唱:I am working I am working Hard! Hard!hard! I am working I
am working Hard! Hard!hard! (幕落)
群唱:(jingle bell的調子)She』s good, sh』s good, she』s really good, We know her, you
can see, She can learn so fast, She』s good, she』s good, she』s really good, We
know her, you can see, we all like her now. (幕落)