Great! Footie strip in Euros

There were no British representatives at the contest as teams from Italy, France, Sweden and Germany tussled in the buff on the astroturf at Berlin's Palais am Funkturm.

Booby Moore ... topless blonde battles for the ball

Bot shots ... player moons the camera

As far as tactics go, most sides unsurprisingly opted to play with two up front - although there did seem to be more than the usual number of strikers.

Eyeful ... blonde plays mind-games with opponent

And there were plenty of handbags, as these stills from crunch games show.

Killer finish ... player strikes

Ball control ... player turns under pressure

Some sides opted to keep their, erm, shorts on while kit for others consisted only of socks in team colours.

Is that Buff-on in goal ... keeper prepares to kick

Fox in the box ... player closes in on goal

Even the male ref stripped for the occasion, part of an erotic expo.

Breast player ... defender clears the ball

Chest sublime ... pink-haired striker breaks clear on goal

Big up front ... tall target woman controls the ball