is that horrified story, isn『t it?
Haha, wish you all have a happily horrified Halloween!
再來點三俗的,不好此類的請留步!!呵呵
Top Reasons Why
Trick-or-Treating is Better Than Sex
•If you don't get what you want at one
place, you can always go next door to get more!
•If you get a stomach ache, it won't last
nine months.
•You are guaranteed to get at
least a little something in the sack.
Why Pumpkins Are Better
Than
Men
•If he starts smelling up your place, you can just throw
him out.
•No matter what your mood is, pumpkins are always ready to greet you with a smile.
•A pumpkin is turned on (lit-up) only when you want him to
be.
•Every year you get a brand new crop to choose from.