在國內經常碰到熱衷於英語練習的人們,說幾個給各位聽聽:
一次應邀去公園裡的英語角參加活動,剛到現場就看見樹後轉出來一位,開口便說:「You are who?」,被嚇了一哆嗦,扭頭便走,至今不知那裡搞活動真正是什麼情形。
後來還學會了一些常用英語,大夥聽聽原文是哈:
- good good study and day day up!
- if you no three no four ,I'll give you some color see see!
- one car come one car go,two car pengpeng one car die!
- I don't bird you!
- you small son,don't he mother tiger me!
- we two who and who?you me you me!
- you give me stop!!
- American Chinese not enough
- heart flower angry open
- People moutain People sea
- laugh dead me ... ...
最牛的是去年流行的翻譯:「How are you? How old are you?」正確的中文翻譯是:「怎麼是你?怎麼老是你?」
其它的各位自己琢磨吧!