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中國問題 強人問答!

作者:馬大哈ann  於 2010-2-25 06:47 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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Q: Do Chinese eat dogs?
A: Yes.We eat a lot of dogs. And cats,too. Especially on your "Thanks giving" day. Besides, turkeys are our favorite pets. We regard turkeys as human's best friends. In China only the most uneducated eat turkeys.
Q: China is becoming strong. Does your government want to take over the world?
A: Yes, absolutely. As soon as we become powerful, we will invade Iraq and Afghanistan.

Q: Why doesn't your government give Tibet back to its monks?
A: Because the monks want to help the Seminoles take back Florida.
註:Seminoles (印第安人的)塞米諾爾族

Q: Are the products made in China very cheap?
A: Yes. Were we using black slaves, the price would be even cheaper.

Q: You have 1.4 billion people. Now what do you want to do with it?
A: Find a new planet. Kill the native people there, and move in.

Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.


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回復 太陽圓周率 2010-2-25 06:53
超強,難得的政治幽默!
回復 ManCreatedGod 2010-2-25 08:29
回復 RNSandi 2010-2-25 16:54
雷啊
回復 RNSandi 2010-2-25 16:56
Q: Why are you the only kids in your family?
A: Because our parents don't fuck around.

絕了!
回復 穿鞋的蜻蜓 2010-3-1 00:42

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