72歲才找到幸福 (Happiness at 72)

72歲才找到幸福  (Happiness at 72)

 

心目中的好男人< 22歲第一次寫>  Dream man  (written at age 22)
1.帥  Handsome and cute
2.迷人  charming
3.有錢  rich
4.忠實的聽眾  a good listener
5.風趣  funny
6.體力好  energetic
7.衣著合宜 good fashion sense
8.品味高雅 good taste
9.時時讓我驚喜  surprises me all the time
10.狂野浪漫的好情人 a wild and romantic lover in bed
 
心目中的好男人<32歲時改寫>  Dream man (re-written at age 32)
1.五官端正-最好還有頭髮   nice-looking and preferable with hair
2.會幫我開車門、拉座椅  opens car door and pulls the chair out for me
3.肯花錢帶我上館子吃頓好的   willing to take me to a fancy sit-down restaurants
4.聽的比說的多   listens more than he talks
5.聽我講笑話，該笑時會笑   listens to my jokes and laughs appropriately
6.肯幫我提菜籃  willing to carry the grocery for me
7.好歹有條領帶  owns at least one tie
8.喜歡吃我煮的菜  likes my cooking
9.不會忘了生日和週年紀念日   does  not forget my birthday or our anniversary
10.每週至少溫存一次   makes love to me at least once a week
 
心目中的好男人<42歲時改寫>   At age 42
1.還像個人-禿子也無妨   decent looking  (baldness is acceptable)
2.等我上了車才開車  starts the car after I get in
3.工作穩定-偶而在麥當勞請吃大餐   has a stable job and takes me occasionally to McD
4.還肯聽我講話  Willing to listen to me talking
5.聽的懂笑話  Can understand my jokes
6.搬的動傢俱 Can lift some furniture
7.會找遮的住小腹的襯衫穿 Wears only the t-shirts long enough to hide his belly
9.上完廁所能把馬桶蓋歸位  Puts the toilet cover back it belongs when he』s done using it
10.每週刮鬍子 Shaves every week
 
心目中的好男人<52歲時改寫> At age 52
1.偶爾剪個鼻毛及耳毛   trims his nose and ear hair
2.不在公開場合打嗝或挖鼻孔 Won』t burp or pick his nose in the public
3.有點自信  has some self-confidence
4.我興緻來的時候不會呼呼大睡   does not fall asleep when I want some
5.一樣的笑話不講N次  won』t  repeat the same joke over and over
6.週末還肯離開沙發  will get up from the couch at least on weekends
7.會穿成對的襪子和乾淨的內衣褲  wears matching socks and clean underwear
8.肯吃電視快餐 willing to eat TV dinners
9.多少記得別人的名字 remembers some names
10.偶爾刮個鬍子  shaves once in a while
 
心目中的好男人<62歲時改寫> at age 62
1.不會嚇壞小朋友  won』t scare off little children
2.還記得浴室在哪 remembers where the bathroom is
3.大病沒有  has  no major illness
4.醒的時候鼾聲不大(睡的時候可以大聲些)  makes no loud snores while awake, (but ok when asleep)
5.還記得為何發笑   remembers what he is laughing at
6.還「站」的起來   Can still get it up
7.不會光著身子亂跑  won』t run around naked
8.肯吃軟食  willing to eat 「soft」 foods
9.還記得假牙在哪 remembers where his dentures are
10.還記得……  can remember things…
 
心目中的好男人<72歲時改寫>   at age 72
1.活著就好  alive
2.活著就好  alive
3.活著就好  alive
4.活著就好  alive
5.活著就好  alive
6.活著就好  alive
7.活著就好  alive
8.活著就好  alive
9.活著就好  alive
10. Nothing matters just as long as he is alive

 

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