俺家鬼子平時沒事兒總喜歡講一些笑話逗我開心,一般聽過笑過也就算了。今兒是周末,俺信手拈來幾個他曾講過的小笑話給大家聽,最後一個有興趣的朋友也可以猜猜迷啊。願大家周末輕鬆,開心快樂啦!
第一則:
有一個人把全部的錢都投到股市裡了,但股市一直以來狂跌不停。
他的朋友就關心的問:股票下跌的厲害,你能睡好覺嗎?
他回答:我睡覺像baby 一樣。
噢,那很好~朋友想:像baby一樣一定睡得很香。
那人接著說:我睡一會兒,然後大哭,哭累了,再睡……..
第二則:
George Burns interviewed at age 95 (George Burns在他95歲時有一個訪談)
Interviewer: It is true that you have three drinks(achohol) every day? (你真的每天要喝三杯酒嗎?)
Burns: Yes
Interviewer: Is it true that you smoke cigars every day? (你真的每天都抽煙嗎?)
Burns: Yes
Interviewer: Is it true that you stay out late with young women?(你真的常常約會年輕女孩在到很晚嗎?)
Burns: It is true.
Interviewer: What does your doctor say about that?(對你的行為,你的醫生怎樣說呢?)
Burns: Nothing. My doctor is dead. (沒說什麼,我的醫生已經死了)
第三則:
A company sells Bibles. (有一公司專門賣聖經)
The salesmen for the company go door to door.(salesmen 挨家挨戶去敲門賣聖經)
Most salesmen sell four or five bibles per day. (大多數salesmen 每天通常買到4-5本)
One salesman sells 50 bibles per day. The salesman who sells the 50 bibles per day has a bad stutter.(但有一個salesmen一天可以買到50本,而且還是個結巴)
The company sales manager asks the stuttering salesman how he sells so many bibles.(公司經理問這個結巴他是怎樣賣的?)
大家不妨猜猜看
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「Well well, I I knock knock on the ddddoor. I say Woooou
ld youuuu like like to to bbbbuy a bbbilble, or woooould you you like like meeeeee to to read it to you?
他回答:我 我 敲 敲 敲 開門門門,我說:你 你 你 願 願 願 願 意 意 意 意意 買 買 買 買 一本本本本聖 聖聖 聖 經 經,還還 還 還 是你 願願 願 願 願 意意 意 意 意意 我 我 讀讀 讀 讀 讀 讀 讀 給給給給給 你 你你 聽?
周末愉快!