真實笑話一則 – IT效應

真實笑話一則 – IT效應

公司老總Paul Smith要去中國， 讓秘書Jane到IT定購一個手提電腦電池。

 Jane在IT網上下了一個單， 註明是為老總Paul Smith買的，要在一個星期內拿到。

兩天後Paul接到一份email, 請他審核Jane下的單。Jane越築代庖， 批准了訂單。

於是：

Level I Help Desk Operator (Romania) – Received and send to Level II (2days)

Level II (Hungary) – Approved and send to IT for approval (2days)

IT (EMEA) Service Manager – Approved and send to IT Manager for approval (1 week)

IT Manager (NA) – Approved and send to IT GSM for approval (1week)

IT GSM (APO) – Approved and send to ITE for approval（1week）

ITE – TLO and vacation ( 2 weeks)

老總從中國回來，電池尚沒到。Jane接到老總密授， 大踏步走進CIO的辦公室，卸下CIO的電腦電池， 一言不發， 拿了就走。CIO被突來的， 人為的電腦死機大為不解，氣得大喊大叫。一路跟著Jane來到老總辦公室。

老總說,  『If you (IT) can not take action, I will take action myself』.

於是：

CIO takes actions:

ITE

ITGSM (APO)

IT Manager (NA)

IT (EMEA) Service Manager