1.
A man is dying of cancer...... His son asked
him, "Dad, why do you keep telling people you're dying of AIDS? "
Answer: "So when I'm dead no one will dare to touch your mom....
2.
Three feelings:
What's the difference
between stress, tension and panic?
· Stress is when wife is
pregnant,
· Tension is when
girlfriend is pregnant,
and
· Panic is when both are pregnant.
3.
Chinese Adam and
Eve:
If Adam and Eve were
Chinese, we would still be in paradise! Because they would have ignored the
apple and eaten the snake!