Husband texts to wife on cell..
"Hi, what r u doing
Darling?"
Wife: I'm dying..!
Husband jumps with joy but types
"Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?"
Wife: "U idiot! I'm dying my
hair.."
Husband: "Bloody English
Language!
Angry wife to her
husband
An Angry Wife To Her Husband 0n
Phone:
"Where d Hell Are You ...?"
Husband: Darling You Remember That
Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace n Totally Fell In Love With
It n I Didn't Have Money That Time n I said "Baby It'll Be Yours 1 Day ...
"O:)
Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:
Yeah I Remember That My Love!
Husband: I『m in the Pub Just Next To
That Shop
A Special Package for
Business Men.
An Airline Introduced A Special
Package For Business Men. Buy Ur Ticket Get Ur Wife's Ticket Free.
After Great Success, The Company Sent
Letters To All The Wives Asking How Was The Trip.
All Of Them Gave A Same
Reply..."Which Trip?"
Husband was seriously
ill
Husband was seriously ill. Doc to
wife: Give him healthy breakfast, be pleasant & in gud mood, don』t discuss
ur problems, no tv serial, don』t demand new clothes & gold jewels,
Do this for 1 yr & he will be ok.
On the way home.. Husband: what did
the doc say ?
Wife:- .No chance for u to survive
An intelligent wife
''An Intelligent Wife Is One Who
Makes Sure She Spends So Much
That Her Husband Can't Afford Another
Women"
New SIM to surprise her
husband
Woman Buys A New Sim Card Puts It In
Her Phone And Decides To Surprise Her Husband Who Is Seated On The Couch In The
Living Room. She Goes To The Kitchen, Calls Her Husband With The New Number:
"Hello Darling"
The Husband Responds In A Low Tone:
"Let Me Call U Back Later Honey, The Dumb Lady Is In The Kitchen..
衷心希望咱村的老公老婆不是這樣的!