情人節快樂
祝翻老情人節愉快. 
- 上海人 [2018/01]
- 鄧朴方出逃與斯諾登有關 [2013/07]
- 澳洲女子沙灘足球（三俗，18以下免） [2011/05]
- 喜事 [2017/03]
- 開學了 [2017/09]
- 上海，有錢，就是這麼任性！ [2014/12]
- 不知說什麼好 [2015/11]
- 上海（中國）與紐約（美國）－壹個多月的耳聞目睹 [2015/06]
- 新上海人 [2015/06]
- 美國小鎮 [2017/06]
- 遇鞏俐 [2012/06]
- 少婆婆媽媽（慎入） [2012/05]
- 暢所欲言 [2011/08]
- 背後有個強大的祖國 [2012/03]
- 古稀回味 [2013/03]
- 姑媽 [2010/10]
- 民族大義 [2012/08]
- 致六三 [2012/06]
- 贊三俗 [2011/10]
- 我的好友 [2012/02]
別把精力都集中在王立軍，薄熙來身上。放鬆笑一笑！
正人君子與淑女停下，18以下當然免入。太厲害！我都不好意思把它翻成中文。情人節快到了，放肆一下！
1. When I was born, I was given a choice - a big pecker or a good memory.... And I don't remember what I chose.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor!
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: nature's way of saying, "No hard feelings..."
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men - 'don't' and 'stop', unless they are used together.
6. Panties: not the best thing on earth, but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages in a man's life: Tri-Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity can be cured.
9. Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity.
10. Having sex is like playing bridge - if you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
11. I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dial were too small.
12. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
13. Question: What's an Australian kiss? Answer: The same thing as a French kiss, only down under.
14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing.
15. Question: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man's life? Answer: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn't.
16. Question: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact? Answer: Breasts don't have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives!
Send to the men who need a laugh and the women with a good sense of humor!
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- [02/08]學武
- [02/08]宰客與送禮
- [02/09]F35-B
- [02/10] Andy Rooney on Sex! (may He rest in Peace)
- [02/11]周末閑談
- [02/13]朋友
- [02/14]注膠
- [02/19]談癌色變
- [02/22]Guess who painted these works of art?
- [02/24]是文化嗎？
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發表評論 評論 (23 個評論)
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- 智慧的高度不一樣。
mosville: 喜歡Andy。以前每星期都看60 Minutes，現在不看了。他也出了幾本書，都很好看的。
- 回復 fanlaifuqu
- 當年一定帥敝了！
酸柚子: 都是這老頭說的？
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- 試試，有些是英語諺語，翻后顯得無力。
練精化氣AAA: 翻譯一下嘛
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- 1。我出生的時候，我可以有一個選擇 - 一個大的雞雞或很好的記性....但我不記得我選了什麼。
練精化氣AAA: 翻譯一下嘛
2。你的出生證明就是從一封從避孕套工廠來的道歉信。
3。妻子是你性對象（含反對之義）。每次你要求性，她總是反對（對象）。
4。陽痿：自然的方式說，「舒服（不硬）的感覺......」
5。有隻有兩個四字母的單詞，是對男人的冒犯 - '不要'和'一停止'，除非它們一起使用。
6。內褲：不是地球上最好的事情，但離地球上最好的東西最近。
7。一個人的一生中有三個階段：每周三次，每周試試和無力地嘗試。
8。貞操病是可以治癒的。
9。貞操是不是試圖維持尊嚴，只是缺少機會。
10。做愛和打橋牌一樣 - 如果你沒有一個好的合作夥伴，你最好有一雙靈巧的手。
11。我曾經嘗試過電話性愛，但在錶盤上的孔太小了。
12。婚姻就是一場與敵人睡覺的戰爭。
13。問：什麼是澳大利亞的吻嗎？答：就像一個法國吻，只是以下代上。
14。一對夫婦剛剛結婚的對整個事情都感到滿意。他喜歡那洞洞而她喜歡那東東！
15。問：什麼是一個人的一生中最大的三個悲劇？答：生活很爛（有用嘴吸之意），工作很爛，但妻子不。
16。問：為什麼男人很難用眼神與女人交流？答：乳房沒有眼睛。
17。雖然老話說，「不要把你的煩惱帶上床」，許多人還與他們的妻子睡在一起！
發送給需要笑聲男人和有的幽默感的女人！
- 回復 練精化氣AAA
- 人工翻譯呀 翻老
fanlaifuqu: 1。我出生的時候，我可以有一個選擇 - 一個大的雞雞或很好的記性....但我不記得我選了什麼。
2。你的出生證明就是從一封從避孕套工廠來的道歉信。
3。妻子是你 ...
- 回復 黑山老貓
- 翻老懶惰用google翻譯啊. 哈哈哈. 不用翻, 翻過來就不好玩了. 原文好玩. 其實不是很黃啊.
fanlaifuqu: 1。我出生的時候，我可以有一個選擇 - 一個大的雞雞或很好的記性....但我不記得我選了什麼。
2。你的出生證明就是從一封從避孕套工廠來的道歉信。
3。妻子是你 ...
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- 是啊，我知道翻過來就不好玩了。冤枉呀，我可是加工過的，原稿慘不忍睹！
黑山老貓: 翻老懶惰用google翻譯啊. 哈哈哈. 不用翻, 翻過來就不好玩了. 原文好玩. 其實不是很黃啊.
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