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給老闆的信

作者:fanlaifuqu  於 2011-6-16 19:57 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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Dear Boss,

I have enjoyed working here these past several years. You have paid me very well, given me benefits beyond belief. I have 3-4 months off per year and a pension plan that will pay my salary till the day I die and a health plan that most people can only dream about.

I plan to take the next 12-18 months to find a new position.

During this time I will show up for work when it is convenient. In
addition I fully expect to draw my full salary and all the other perks associated with my current job.

Oh yeah, if my search for this new job proves fruitless, I will be back with no loss in pay or status. Before you say anything, remember that you have no choice in the matter. I can and will do this.

Sincerely,
Every Senator or Congressman running for President.

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回復 隨意風 2011-6-16 20:03
  
回復 丹奇 2011-6-16 21:12
Everybody should find this job!
回復 yuki-1217 2011-6-16 22:34
  
回復 meistersinger 2011-6-16 23:37
How do you spell FIRE?
回復 方方頭 2011-6-17 00:01
  
回復 BL_518 2011-6-17 00:10
    
回復 心隨風舞 2011-6-17 00:20
  
回復 fanlaifuqu 2011-6-17 00:32
meistersinger: How do you spell FIRE?
No scandal, no fire!
回復 天涯孤兔 2011-6-17 00:35
   翻老好
回復 yzfoto 2011-6-17 06:29
     滑稽。
回復 水影兒 2011-6-17 10:45
  

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