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The new UK breadwinner 英國新經濟支柱

作者:snakek  於 2012-8-9 07:52 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

通用分類:網路文摘

關鍵詞:英國, listening, doctor, 新經濟

朋友轉給我的。

Subject:  The new UK breadwinner

 

Interesting story, indeed, are we listening?

The new breadwinner in the  UK :

Here』s how a doctor explains it:
A woman in her late 20's came to the hospital today with her 8th pregnancy
She said to me  me "My mum told me that I am the breadwinner for the family.

I asked her to explain. She said that she can make babies and babies get
money from the State for the family.

It goes like this:
The Grandma calls the Department for work and pensions, and states that the
unemployed daughter is not capable of caring for all of her kids. DWP agrees
and tells her the children will need to go into foster care.

The Grandma then volunteers to be the foster parent, and receives a cheque
for £700 per child each month.
Total yearly income:
£58,800 soon to become £67200 when the 8th one is born, tax-free and nobody
has to go to work!
In fact, they get more if there is no husband/father/man in the home! The
brother does not count.
Not to mention free dental treatment, free housing, free council tax free
school dinners, free tuition fees at college or Uni, free eyecare and
glasses, free prescriptions and various other benefits...
Total value of all benefits combined probably approaching £100,000 per annum
which would require an income of around £148000 to create.

That's about my salary as a senior consultant with years of experience and
surgical skills in a central  London teaching hospital.
Indeed, Grandma was correct that her fertile daughter is the "breadwinner"
for the family.

This is how the politicians spend our taxes. When this generous programme
was invented in the '60s, the Great Society architects forgot to craft an
end date... and now we are hopelessly overrun with people who vote only for
those who will continue to keep them on the dole.....
No wonder our country is broke!

Worse, our Muslim brothers have been paying attention, and by mandating that
each Muslim family have eleven children, they will soon replace the voting
bloc above and can be running this country.

Are we alarmed yet, is anybody listening?

Sincerely,
Sebastian J. Ciancino - Urologist,
Guys Hospital Trust - London
Don't forget to pay your taxes!!
There are a lot of 「breadwinners」 depending on you!

Well? Is anybody listening??
Do we all have to wait for someone to translate this into Australian?

Hahaha! UK can now be considered officially as one of the best countries for multiplying, or making, bread winners.


主題:英國新經濟支柱  (用Google翻譯的)

有趣的故事,事實上,我們在聽嗎?


在英國的新的經濟支柱:


這裡的醫生如何解釋:
一個女人在她20年代後期來到醫院今天與她的第8次懷孕
她說,我我「我媽媽告訴我,我為家庭的經濟支柱。

我問她解釋。她說,她可以使嬰兒和嬰兒獲得
從國家的錢為家庭。


它是這樣的:
奶奶要求的工作和養老金部,國家
失業的女兒是不能夠照顧她的孩子。多哈工作方案的同意
並告訴她,孩子們將要進入​​寄養。


然後在奶奶志願者是養父母,收到支票
每名兒童700英鎊每月。
年總收入:
8
人出生時58800英鎊即將成為67200英鎊的,稅務自由人
去上班!
事實上,他們得到更多的,如​​果有沒有在家裡的丈夫/父親/人!
哥哥不計。
更何況免費的牙科治療,免費住房,免費理事會免稅
學校的晚宴,在大學或統一的免學費,免費護眼
眼鏡,免費處方和其他各種福利......
所有的綜合效益的總價值可能接近每年100000英鎊
這將創建要求各地148000英鎊收入。


這是作為高級顧問,具有多年的經驗和我的工資
在倫敦中部的一家教學醫院的手術技巧。
事實上,奶奶是正確的,她肥沃的女兒是「養家糊口」
為家庭。

這是政客如何度過我們的稅。當這個慷慨的方案
20世紀60年代發明的,大的社會建築師忘了起草一個
結束日期...現在我們正在絕望滿溢的人誰投票只為
那些誰將會繼續保持他們在領取失業救濟金......
難怪我國被打破了!

更糟糕的是,我們的穆斯林兄弟已經關注,並強制要求
每一個穆斯林家庭,有11個孩子,他們將很快取代投票
以上和歐盟可以運行這個國家。

是我們感到震驚,有人聽嗎?

真誠的,
塞巴斯蒂安·J. Ciancino - 泌尿科,
的傢伙醫院信託 - 倫敦
不要忘記繳納稅款!
有很多取決於你的「養家糊口」的!

嘛?有人在聽嗎??
我們都必須等待有人翻譯成澳大利亞嗎?
哈哈哈!英國現在可以正式被認為是最好的國家之一相乘,或製作,麵包贏家。

 

 

 

 

 


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