45.You have a collection of miniature
shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel.
你有收集旅館免費洗髮水瓶子的愛好 46.You carry a stash of your own
food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than
15minutes).These snacks are always dried and include dried
plums,mango,ginger,and squid. 你每次外出十五分鐘都會帶著你的零食:干芒果,
李子或烤魷魚.
47.You wash
your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it.
你會洗2-3次米.
48.Your dad
thinks he can fix everything himself. 你爸以為自己可以修任何東西.
49.The
dashboard of your Honda is covered by hundreds of small toys.
你的車子里堆了無數玩偶.
50.You don"t
use measuring cups. 你不用量杯
51.You beat
eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打雞蛋.
52.You have a
teacup with a cover on it. 你有一個有蓋的茶杯. (茶壺嘛~~~)
53.You always
look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling
information
54.You only make long distance calls after 11pm.
你只在11點后打長途. (免費美國國內, 中國不知什麼時候才有, 有競爭果然還是件好事, bs中國電信)
55.If you are male,you clap at something funny and
if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your
mouth.如果你是位男性,你會對好玩的東西鼓掌,如果你是位女性,你會捂著嘴咯咯的笑(笑不路齒嘛)
56.You like Chinese films in their original
undubbed versions. 你喜歡沒有配過音的中國電影.
57.You love Chinese Martial Arts films.
你喜歡中國功夫片.
58.You"ve learnt some form of martial arts.
你會一些中國武術
59.Shaolin
actually means something to you.少林對你來說是有含義的
60.You like congee with thousand-year-old eggs.
你喜歡很老的蛋配的粥. (What?)應該是皮蛋瘦肉粥吧
61.You prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs
still attached. 你喜歡有頭尾的蝦.
62.You never call your parents just to say hi.
你從不為了問聲好而call你父母. (失實嚴重, 這個老外認識的中國人都太摳門了, 連個國際長途也省,
bs之)
63.If you don"t live at home,when your parents
call,they ask if you"ve eaten,even if it"s midnight.如果你不在家,
你的父母會打電話問你吃了嗎, 就算半夜12點也不例外.
64.When you"re sick,your parents tell you not to
eat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. 當你病了的時候,
你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的東西, 因為"熱氣yeet hay". 廣東音
65.You know what yeet hay is.
你知道什麼是熱氣
66.You e-mail your Chinese friends at work,even
though you only 10feet apart. 你上班時給你中國朋友send email,
即使你們相距10尺.
67.You use a face cloth. 你敷面膜.
68.You starve yourself before going to all you can
eat places. 你去吃自助餐前會把自己餓個半死.
69.You know someone who can get you a good deal on
jewelry or electronics. 你認識可以打折賣給你珠寶或電器的人.
70.You save your old Coke bottle glasses even
though you"re never going to use them again.
你留著用過的可樂瓶.
71.You own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it.
你有自己的切肉刀而且你會磨它
72.Your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed
paper-thin. 你的牙膏都擠到紙一樣薄.
73.You know what moon cakes are.
你知道什麼是月餅.
74.When there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy
100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an
adult child who has moved out.當廁紙降價時, 你買了100多卷並囤在衣櫥或別人的房間里. (這個厲害,
那個被佔領卧室的人真可憐)
75.Your parents know how to launch nasal
projectiles. 不知道什麼意思
76.You iron your own shirts. 你自己燙衣服. (意思是父母不會燙,
老外勁小瞧咱中國人, 看我飛起一腿, 啊扎~~~~`)
77.You play a musical 包含ument.你會彈奏一種樂器. (當然,
咱中國人打小都是天才)
78.Even if you"re totally full,if someone says
they"re going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you"ll
finish them.即使你飽了, 當別人要把剩下的菜倒掉時你會一嘴把它吃完.
79.You"ve eaten a red bean
popsicle.你吃過紅豆冰棍
80.You bring oranges (or other produce)with you as
a gift when you visit people"s homes. 你拜訪別人時會帶著水果
81.You fight over who pays the dinner
bill.你在餐后搶著付帳單.
82.You majored in something practical like
engineering,medicine or law. 你的主科是實用型的, 工程學, 機械學或法律.
83.You live with your parents and you are 30years
old (and they prefer it that way).Or if you"re married and 30years
old,you live in the apartment next door to your parents,or at least
in the same neighborhood.你三十歲時還和父母住在一起並且他們也喜歡你這樣. 或者你已經三十歲並且結婚了,
但你還住在父母隔壁或同個小區.
84.You don"t tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and
if you do,you tip Chinese delivery guys/waiters more. 你不會給超過10%的小費,
即使有也是給中國服務員. (靠, 我都是給15%的, 給10%人家恨死你. 可能每個州不一樣吧)
85.You have acquired a taste for bitter melon.
你愛好吃苦瓜. (我就不愛吃苦瓜, 苦瓜湯還可以)
86.You eat every last grain of rice in your
bowl,but don"t eat the last piece of food on the table.你吃光碗里的最後一粒米,
但不吃盤裡的最後一口菜.
87.You know why there are 88reasons.
你知道為什麼這裡有88條.
88.You see the truth in this and then send it to
all your Chinese friends. 你發覺這裡說的都是真的, 所以你把它send
給你認識的所有中國朋友