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AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You are surprised when the cow drops dead.
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??美國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你賣掉一頭，強迫另一頭生產四頭牛的奶。當這頭牛死掉的時候你很驚訝。
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??A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
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??法國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你準備罷工因為你想要三頭牛。
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??A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
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??日本公司：你有兩頭母牛，你改良這些牛，於是它們體型只有原來的十分之一，產奶量卻是原來的二十倍，然後你製造出栩栩如生的母牛卡通片，取名Cowkimon，然後銷售到全世界。
??A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
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??德國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你重新塑造了它們，於是它們能活一百年，每月只吃一次，然後你從它們身上取奶。
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??A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
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??英國公司：你有兩頭母牛，它們瘋了，它們死了。肉餡土豆餅沒有人敢吃了。
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??AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
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??義大利公司：你有兩頭母牛，但是你不知道他們在那裡。你正在休息吃午餐。
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??A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
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??俄國公司：你有兩頭母牛。你數了一遍，得到的數字是5頭母牛；你又數了一遍，結果成了42頭母牛；你再數了一遍，結果變成12頭。你不數了而是打開了另一瓶伏特加。
Cows & Politics Explained
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詮釋牛與政治
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??A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
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??基督教民主黨：你有兩頭母牛，你留下一頭，把另外一頭送給你的鄰居。
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??A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
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??社會主義者：你有兩頭母牛，政府拿走了一頭，並把它送給了你的鄰居。
??
??AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
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??美國共和黨：你有兩頭母牛，你的鄰居一頭都沒有。那又怎樣？
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??AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
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??美國民主黨：你有兩頭母牛，你的鄰居一頭都沒有。你為此成就有負罪感。你投票選舉人民成立辦公室，向你的母牛徵稅，逼迫你不得不賣掉一頭母牛來繳納稅款；然後你推選的人們用稅款買了一頭母牛，送給你的鄰居。現在你心裡感覺平衡了。
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??A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
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??共產主義者：你有兩頭母牛，政府把兩頭都奪走了，然後向你供應牛奶。
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??A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
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??法西斯者：你有兩頭母牛，政府把兩頭都奪走了，然後把牛奶賣給你。你加入了地下組織，開始反抗運動。
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??DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN : You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
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??民主主義，美國方式：你有兩頭母牛，政府向你征重稅以至於你不得不把它們都賣掉。政府用稅金來援助國外一個只有一頭母牛的人，這是你的政府的一份禮物。
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??CAPITALISM, AMERICAN : You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
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??資本主義，美國方式：你有兩頭母牛，你賣掉一隻，買進一隻公牛，然後生產出一群母牛。
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??BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN : You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
??
??官僚主義，美國方式：你有兩頭母牛，政府將它們都取走，射死其中一頭，從另一頭身上擠奶並付錢給你，然後把這些奶倒進下水道里。
??
??美國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你賣掉一頭，強迫另一頭生產四頭牛的奶。當這頭牛死掉的時候你很驚訝。
??
??A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
??
??法國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你準備罷工因為你想要三頭牛。
??
??A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.
??
??日本公司：你有兩頭母牛，你改良這些牛，於是它們體型只有原來的十分之一，產奶量卻是原來的二十倍，然後你製造出栩栩如生的母牛卡通片，取名Cowkimon，然後銷售到全世界。
??A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You reengineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves.
??
??德國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你重新塑造了它們，於是它們能活一百年，每月只吃一次，然後你從它們身上取奶。
??
??A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. They are mad. They die. Pass the shepherd's pie, please.
??
??英國公司：你有兩頭母牛，它們瘋了，它們死了。肉餡土豆餅沒有人敢吃了。
??
??AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
??
??義大利公司：你有兩頭母牛，但是你不知道他們在那裡。你正在休息吃午餐。
??
??A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.
??
??俄國公司：你有兩頭母牛。你數了一遍，得到的數字是5頭母牛；你又數了一遍，結果成了42頭母牛；你再數了一遍，結果變成12頭。你不數了而是打開了另一瓶伏特加。
A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
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??瑞士公司：你有5000頭母牛，但是它們都不屬於你，你讓別人養，然後向他們收費。
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??A BRAZILIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You enter into a partnership with an American corporation. Soon you have 1000 cows and the American corporation declares bankruptcy.
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??巴西公司：你有兩頭母牛，你和一個美國公司成立了合資公司，很快你有了1000頭母牛，那個美國公司宣告破產。
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??AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship both of them.
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??印度公司：你有兩頭母牛，你把它們都當成神供奉了起來。
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??A CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported on them.
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??中國公司：你有兩頭母牛，你有300個人為它擠奶。你宣布零失業率，高生產率，並把報道這個的新聞記者抓了起來。
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??AN ISRAELI CORPORATION: There are these two Jewish cows, right? They open a milk factory, an ice cream store, and then sell the movie rights. They send their calves to Harvard to become doctors. So, who needs people?
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??以色列公司：它們都是猶太母牛，對嗎？他們開了一個牛奶工廠，一個冰激凌商店，然後出售電影版權。他們將小牛犢送到哈佛大學取得博士學位。現在，誰需要人才呢？
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詮釋牛與政治
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??A CHRISTIAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. You keep one and give one to your neighbor.
??
??基督教民主黨：你有兩頭母牛，你留下一頭，把另外一頭送給你的鄰居。
??
??A SOCIALIST: You have two cows. The government takes one and gives it to your neighbor.
??
??社會主義者：你有兩頭母牛，政府拿走了一頭，並把它送給了你的鄰居。
??
??AN AMERICAN REPUBLICAN: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So what?
??
??美國共和黨：你有兩頭母牛，你的鄰居一頭都沒有。那又怎樣？
??
??AN AMERICAN DEMOCRAT: You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
??
??美國民主黨：你有兩頭母牛，你的鄰居一頭都沒有。你為此成就有負罪感。你投票選舉人民成立辦公室，向你的母牛徵稅，逼迫你不得不賣掉一頭母牛來繳納稅款；然後你推選的人們用稅款買了一頭母牛，送給你的鄰居。現在你心裡感覺平衡了。
??
??A COMMUNIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk.
??
??共產主義者：你有兩頭母牛，政府把兩頭都奪走了，然後向你供應牛奶。
??
??A FASCIST: You have two cows. The government seizes both and sells you the milk. You join the underground and start a campaign of sabotage.
??
??法西斯者：你有兩頭母牛，政府把兩頭都奪走了，然後把牛奶賣給你。你加入了地下組織，開始反抗運動。
??
??DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN : You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
??
??民主主義，美國方式：你有兩頭母牛，政府向你征重稅以至於你不得不把它們都賣掉。政府用稅金來援助國外一個只有一頭母牛的人，這是你的政府的一份禮物。
??
??CAPITALISM, AMERICAN : You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
??
??資本主義，美國方式：你有兩頭母牛，你賣掉一隻，買進一隻公牛，然後生產出一群母牛。
??
??BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN : You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one, milks the other, pays you for the milk, then pours the milk down the drain.
??
??官僚主義，美國方式：你有兩頭母牛，政府將它們都取走，射死其中一頭，從另一頭身上擠奶並付錢給你，然後把這些奶倒進下水道里。
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