小姐姐的英文

某胯國公司來了個老外，進到辦公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打遊戲，只有自個兒比較清閑，只好微笑相迎。

前台小姐：「Hello.」

老外：「Hi.」

前台小姐：「You have what thing？」

老外：「Can you speak english？」

前台小姐：「If I not speak english, I am speaking what？」

老外：「Can anybody else speak english？」

前台小姐：「You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！」

老外：「Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English？」

前台小姐：「Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing？」

老外：「I want to speak to your head.」

前台小姐：「Head not zai. You tomorrow come！」

嗯哼~~ 聰明的您not speak自個not know english 哦~~