不想冒這個險

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
有一個男人跟他一天到晚只會抱怨的妻子來到耶路撒冷渡假。

While they were there, the wife passed away.
在渡假當中，他的妻子突然去世了。

The undertaker told the husband, 」You can have her shipped home for ＄5,000,
or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for ＄150.」
葬儀社的人跟他說：您可以選擇花＄5,000將尊夫人的遺體運回您的國家，或者花 ＄150把她葬在這聖地耶路撒冷。

The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shippedhome.
那人想了一會兒，就跟葬儀社的人說他要把她運回家鄉 。

The undertaker asked, 」Why would you spend ＄5,000 to ship your wife
home,when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only
＄150?」
葬儀社的人不解地問他說：為何您寧可花＄5,000把尊夫人運回家鄉，而不願意將她葬在這美好之地，而且花更少錢呢？

The man replied, 」Long ago a man died here, was buried here,and three days later, he rose from the dead.」
那人回答：很久以前，有一個人在這裡死了，埋在這裡，過了三天，他又復活了。

【聖經記述..耶穌死後第三天復活】
He continued: 」I just can』t take that chance...」

他繼續說著：我就是不想冒這個險...

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