Government with Intelligent
People
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"Your Majesty, how do you run such an
efficient government?
Are there any tips you can give
me?"
"Well," said the Queen,
"The most important thing is to surround
yourself with intelligent people."
Obama frowned, and then
asked,
"But how do I know if the people around me
are really intelligent?"
The Queen took a sip of
champagne.
"Oh, that's easy; you just ask them to
answer an intelligent riddle, watch"
The Queen pushed a button on her
intercom.
"Please send Tony Blair in here, would you?"
Tony
Blair walked into the room and said,
"Yes, your
Majesty?"
The Queen smiled and
said,
"Answer me this please Tony.
Your
mother and father have a child.
It is not your brother and it is not
your sister. Who is it?"
Without pausing for a moment, Tony Blair
answered...
"That would be me."
"Yes! Very
good." said the Queen.
Obama went back home to ask Joe Biden the
same question.
"Joe, answer this for me."
"Your mother and your father have a
child.
It's not your brother and it's not your sister. Who is
it?"
"I'm not sure," said Biden.
"Let me get back to you on that
one."
He went to his advisors and asked everyone, but none could give
him an answer.
Frustrated, Biden went to work in congressional gym and
saw Paul Ryan there.
Biden went up to him and asked, "Hey Paul,
see if you can answer this question."
"Shoot Joe."
¨Your
mother and father have a child and it's not your brother or your sister.
Who is it?"
Paul Ryan answered,
"That's easy, it's
me!"
Biden smiled, and said, "Good answer
Paul!"
Biden then, went back to speak with President
Obama.
"Say, I did some research and I have the answer to that
riddle."
"It's Paul Ryan!"
Obama got up,
stomped over to Biden, and angrily yelled into his face,
"No! You idiot! It's Tony
Blair!"
...AND THAT MY FRIENDS IS PRECISELY WHAT'S
GOING ON AT THE WHITE
HOUSE