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美國公務員也徇私舞弊

作者:fanlaifuqu  於 2013-1-24 05:16 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

作者分類:分享|通用分類:流水日記|已有16評論

關鍵詞:公務員, 美國

A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he floored it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little gray hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-95, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State trooper behind him, lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this," and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper walked up to the Corvette, looked at his watch, and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason for speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go." 

The old gentleman paused. Then he said, "Years ago, my wife ran off with a State trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."

"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
 


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回復 秋天的記憶 2013-1-24 05:42
  
回復 淡水 2013-1-24 05:58
  
回復 白露為霜 2013-1-24 06:13
this is original.
回復 寧靜千年 2013-1-24 07:30
  
回復 嘻哈:) 2013-1-24 07:33
such a good reason
回復 小小.. 2013-1-24 10:03
  
回復 meistersinger 2013-1-24 10:36
The old fart still has his noodles.
回復 yulinw 2013-1-24 11:56
  
回復 徐福男兒 2013-1-24 13:51
翻老絕不會speeding with 這個理由!   
回復 Lawler 2013-1-24 21:49
Corvette的廣告。番老,有一顆年輕的心
回復 淺色 2013-1-25 01:59
太沒原則,太有人情味了。
回復 真言 2013-1-25 03:11
meistersinger: The old fart still has his noodles.
您這句到底該怎麼翻譯啊?
回復 meistersinger 2013-1-25 07:31
真言: 您這句到底該怎麼翻譯啊?
老傢伙腦子還行
The old fart = 老傢伙
his noodles = 腦子 (看起來像一堆麵條)
回復 真言 2013-1-25 22:08
meistersinger: 老傢伙腦子還行
The old fart = 老傢伙
his noodles = 腦子 (看起來像一堆麵條)
很好的英文。謝謝!
回復 xhqp29 2013-1-27 20:40
   絕佳的想象力。

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