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中港融合與差別

作者：知家鴿於 2012-2-11 02:07 發表於最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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中港融合與差別

加拿大寒風凜冽的嚴冬的一個清晨，一對華人夫婦, 先生來自大陸，太太來自香港，習慣性地邊吃早餐邊聽早間新聞。

收音機里播報說：「今天將有20厘米左右的降雪，為了便於鏟雪車正常工作，請務必將車停在街道單號住址的一側」。太太立即出去將她的車按要求停放。

一周后，還是他們吃早餐聽廣播的時間，收音機里播報說：「今天預計有24厘米左右的降雪，為了便於鏟雪車正常工作，請務必將車停在街道雙號住址的一側」。太太又要出去挪車，老公說：「其實大可不必…」，太太立即打斷他：「我可不能像你不守規矩」。說完就出門挪車去了。

過後沒有幾天，他們夫婦正在吃早餐，收音機里有開始天氣預報：「今天將有30厘米降雪，為了便於鏟雪車正常工作，請務必將車停在街…」突然間停電了。這時太太非常沮喪，一臉愁容：「搞什麼搞，這下我怎麼知道在街道哪側泊車呢？」

這時先生用愛恨交加的語氣說：「這次求求你行行好，讓TMD的車就泊在車庫裡吧！」。

On a bitterly cold winter's morning a lovely Chinese couple in the snow-bound Canada, were listening to the radio during breakfast, the husband from the mainland and the wife from Hong Kong.

They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 16 to 20 cm of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through. "So the good wife went out and moved her car.

A week later while they are eating breakfast again, the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 20 to 24 cm of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snow ploughs can get through. 「 The good wife jumped up to move her car again. The husband said: 「it is not necessary to….」, but she interrupted him with saying: 「I am not like you, I always follow the rules」. She went out and moved her car again.

The next week they are again having breakfast, when the radio Announcer says, "We are expecting 24 to 28 cm of snow today. You must park....Then the electric power went out.

The good wife was very upset, and with a worried look on her face. She said, "I don't know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the snow ploughs can get through?"

Then with the love and understanding in his voice that all men exhibit when they have been married for a while, the husband replied. "Why don't you just leave the ******* car in the garage this time"