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Kylelong asked me to write this.

作者:Mir  於 2009-3-26 03:15 發表於 最熱鬧的華人社交網路--貝殼村

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One of the pictures of Zhong Shan University posted by Kylelong, in which there are three boys under one umbrella, reminded me of my days in the college.
 
It was Shanghai, F university, summer, rainning. Under the umbrella, there were me and a beautiful girl. It also happened that my umbrella was tiny, so to keep our heads dry, we had no choice but to touch each other. Until this day,  I have never bought any big umbrella, and I always get excited when rainy season starts, in case she wanted to share my umbrella again.
 
Late that day, after taking GRE review course, we started the discussion about who 吃到天鵝肉了. She said that I intentiionally moved my arm against her chest. Of course, that has never happened. I told her that the woolen hair from her sweater stucked on my shirt was the evidence that she was one 吃到 my 天鵝肉了. The discussion got hot, so were both of us, and later steamy.
 
When we cooled down a little, we continued with the discussion in a more scientic way. I told her that according to Newton's 3rd law, if I touched her, she for sure would have done the same to me. She is not of science major therefore did not quite know what the Newton's 3rd law was.
 
Who could beat Newton? Are you Einstein or what? 
 
Before I giggled, she looked at me for a second or two, and said, I did not move in the reference of your frame according to Einstein's special relativity. To blame that "I moved" was simply meanless without a reference, she continued.
 
For next 6 months, I read extensively on relativity (which of course made my GRE score less than hers). Finally I got an answer against her argument.The Einstein's special relativity is only true in the uniform motion. When she put her chest against my arm, I was 100% sure that she was in an acceralated motion therefore her augment was not valid.
 
Before I had a chance to do that, we had already gone on with different life path. We both left the college, the city, the country. She intially came here, D city, Colorado. I am here, talking about her, and actually hoping she reads this and giggles about it.
 
Do I wish her to give me a chance to finish the argument? You bet. If it could be in a rainy day, F university, Shanghai, that would be even better.
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回復 tinydancer 2009-3-26 05:47
wow , it is funny to talk about relativity with a beautiful girl...I never met a guy like that...
回復 kylelong 2009-3-26 06:04
I have ever been working in F university as a professor.
回復 kylelong 2009-3-26 06:06
tinydancer: wow , it is funny to talk about relativity with a beautiful girl...I never met a guy like that...
Girls can do that betweeen girls.   Boys cannot.
回復 kylelong 2009-3-26 06:07
funny story.
回復 tinydancer 2009-3-26 06:13
kylelong: Girls can do that betweeen girls.   Boys cannot.
That is what I was thinking....He must be a real gentleman...
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 06:23
tinydancer: That is what I was thinking....He must be a real gentleman...
Thank you. Everyone thinks I am a real gentleman. Not everyone, I have to admit. Haha
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 06:23
tinydancer: wow , it is funny to talk about relativity with a beautiful girl...I never met a guy like that...
Do everything possible to impress a girl.
回復 老糊塗 2009-3-26 06:24
好像都吃天鵝肉了
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 06:24
kylelong: I have ever been working in F university as a professor.
You should post some of F's pictures.
回復 tinydancer 2009-3-26 06:39
Mir: Thank you. Everyone thinks I am a real gentleman. Not everyone, I have to admit. Haha
You are something else, I have to admit.
回復 tinydancer 2009-3-26 06:39
Mir: Do everything possible to impress a girl.
Come on, not Theory of Relativity.
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 06:53
老糊塗: 好像都吃天鵝肉了
I was toasted.
回復 老糊塗 2009-3-26 06:54
Mir: I was toasted.
yum!
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 07:07
tinydancer: Come on, not Theory of Relativity.
But what else? I was so broken. I was so poor, until today, I still smell the food outside the campus in the evening. I still remember that the chaos were just like today's Iraq, but it was my haven.
回復 tinydancer 2009-3-26 07:13
Mir: But what else? I was so broken. I was so poor, until today, I still smell the food outside the campus in the evening. I still remember that the chaos
something romantic...the relativity is quite boring for girl
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 07:13
tinydancer: Come on, not Theory of Relativity.
I thought anything to do with Einstein would make me look smart.
回復 tinydancer 2009-3-26 07:15
Mir: I thought anything to do with Einstein would make me look smart.
You do not need to be smart to impress girl. When you are young, you need be romantic. Now, you need be romantic and rich. Understand? Kidding you
回復 kylelong 2009-3-26 07:19
Mir: You should post some of F's pictures.
sure.
回復 kylelong 2009-3-26 07:21
tinydancer: That is what I was thinking....He must be a real gentleman...
But, I do not know SHE or HE.
回復 Mir 2009-3-26 07:29
tinydancer: You do not need to be smart to impress girl. When you are young, you need be romantic. Now, you need be romantic and rich. Understand? Kidding you
I am getting there, both the number of candles on my birthday cake, and my bank account balance.

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