Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl
said: 'NO!'
And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing,
camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook,
did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled
more, had many lovers, saved money, and had all the hot water to
herself. She went to the theatre, never watched sports, never wore
friggin' lacy lingerie that went up her ass, had high self esteem, never
cried or yelled, felt and looked fabulous in sweatpants and was pleasant
all the time. The End.