電視上,男人很憤怒地對女人說:You are a tart!!妹妹說:Yuk!我馬上找遙控轉檯,心想壞了,讓她學到這麼粗俗的話。妹妹問:你幹嗎轉檯?我說:不好看,他們不好好說話。妹妹說:就是.........That man was so naughty, he said the lady was a jam tart! [ ...閱讀全文 ]
一個人生不可錯過的心理測試Hey it is quite accurate!!! Try and see! 嗨,這個測試很準的哦,來試試看。 Take a piece of paper and write down the answers.. The analysis is in the end.... 請拿出一張紙一支筆把你的答案寫下來,結論稍後給出。 Situation: 場景: You are in a deep deep forest... as y [ ...閱讀全文 ]
學期快結束妹妹開始陸陸續續地把她在學校的功課帶回來今天俺很隨意地翻她的地理大本子看到一段很好笑功課是去年9月份她剛剛上一年級時寫的題目:What links do I have with other place in the world?妹妹寫:My grandma and grandad live in China. You can get there by Heathrow Airport and a Hong Kong airport.It tak [ ...閱讀全文 ]
昨天妹妹的第二顆牙在她翻跟斗的時候終於掉了長在嘴裡我總覺得它們挺大的一掉下來才發現好小好小搞得我生怕弄丟了只好用紙巾包著臨睡前,妹妹問:牙為什麼要用紙包著?我說:不然弄丟了。妹妹:丟了怎麼辦?我:牙仙子看不到牙就不給你硬幣了,除非你睡覺的時候做個好夢,if you smile, she might see the gap between your [ ...閱讀全文 ]
這兩天只要跟妹妹在路上走,都要玩一個「spy game」,她說一個字的開頭字母,我要猜出她說的是什麼,必須是在路上看見的東西。今天還是。妹妹:I've spied with my little eyes, something beginning with "B".我:building...妹妹:No.我:bungalow...妹妹:No.我:Give me a clue please.妹妹:OK, it's also the name of [ ...閱讀全文 ]
今天胡18和周豬同學討論的話題,讓俺想起前幾天,和兩同事閑聊,說起一種cheese,其中一位說:It tastes like shit, but I like it. 俺問:想必您吃過屎,是吧? 說人沒用,就常說:你吃屎去吧!想來屎不是難吃,就是太容易吃了。沒本事吃好的,只能吃屎充饑,估計不是一件好事。摔個臉朝下,又有人奚落說:哈哈, [ ...閱讀全文 ]