Holy Smoke

今天我休息，不用上班。 早上我给我朋友电话， 她被我电话吵醒了， 我说抱歉啊，上次你吵醒了我，这次我吵醒你，公平了。 她说是的。哈哈！

然后我们就开始聊天，我们一直聊，直到我闻到一股焦味。

我对我朋友说等一等，我拿着电话打开房间的门，直冲到厨房。 哇塞，一屋子的烟，把我呛的。那烟来源自炉子上的蒸锅，那是我蒸的馒头被烤焦了。惊魂未定，我马上关掉炉子，打开窗口和门。
  
我朋友问我怎么了？我说没什么，我说天气太TNND的热了，我打开窗口透透气。我不想让我朋友知道我做了这样愚蠢的事情。这时我墙上的钟指示11点，我和朋友聊天超了1小时就差点儿烧着了房子，忒郁闷。

I have a day off today.  I called my friend this morning to see how she had been, but she was still sleeping.  I said I am sorry for waking you up, but you woke me up the other day, so we are even now. Fair?  My friend laughed, "Haha!"
Then we started to chat until I smelled something burning in my house. Frightened, I said just one sec. as I  rushed to my kitchen. Holy smoke!  My small house now  was  filled with smoke that almost choked me to death. The source of the smoke was from the stove. What happened was I forgot that I had steamed some buns in the wok. I got carried away chatting to my friend and totally forgot about that. Now my poor and the very last two buns were burning with smoke coming out, looking like two pieces of hot charcoals.  I turned off the stove right away and opened all the windows and doors when I calmed down a bit.  My friend wondered what had happened.  I said nothing. I said I felt so damn hot ,  so I just opened the windows and doors. I didn't want my friend to know that I had done stupid things like this. Now my clock read 11 am. We had chatted for more than one hours, that was why I almost burnt my  house.  Frustrated.  
June 22， 2016