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A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it's filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, "What's with the money in the jar?"
一个男人走进一家酒吧，发现在柜台上有一个非常大的罐子，里面10美元的钞票塞得满满的。他猜至少有一万美元。他问酒保，“罐子里的钱是咋回事啊？”
"Well.., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus."
“是这样的， 你付10美元，如果你通过三项测试，你可以得到罐子里所有的钱，外加一辆全新的雷克萨斯。”
The man certainly isn't going to pass this up, so he asks, "What are the three tests?"
此人还没完没了， 继续问：“什么样的测试？”
"You gotta pay first," says the bartender, "those are the rules."
“你得先付钱，”酒保说，“这是游戏规则。”
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
所以，思前想后过了一段时间，该男子给酒保10元，酒保把它塞瓶子里了。
"Okay," says the bartender, "here's what you need to do:
“好吧，”酒保说，“这就是你需要做的：
“好吧，”酒保说，“这就是你需要做的：
First - You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can't make a face while doing it."
首先 - 你必须在在60秒内喝下一夸脱的龙舌兰酒，并且不能做啥鬼脸。“
"Second - There's a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands."
“第二 - 有一个斗牛犬栓在后院， 它有一颗坏牙， 你必须徒手给它清理掉。”
"Third - There's a 90-year old lady upstairs who's never had sex. You have to take care of that problem."
The man is stunned! "I know I paid my $10 -- but I'm not an idiot! I won't do it! You'd have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!"
该名男子是惊呆了！ “我知道我付了10美元 , 但我不是白痴，我不会做的。喝一夸脱的龙舌兰酒，然后做其他的事情，那简直是疯子！”
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
“你可是你自己说的，”酒保说，“但是，你的钱就呆在那里了。”
该名男子是惊呆了！ “我知道我付了10美元 , 但我不是白痴，我不会做的。喝一夸脱的龙舌兰酒，然后做其他的事情，那简直是疯子！”
"Your call," says the bartender, "but, your money stays where it is."
“你可是你自己说的，”酒保说，“但是，你的钱就呆在那里了。”
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, "Where's the damn tequila?!"
随着时间的推移，这名男子喝了好几杯，最后说，“该死的龙舌兰酒在哪里？“
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn’t make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks -- but he doesn’t make a face -- and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
他抓起瓶子，两手抱着一顿猛喝，眼泪都从两颊流下来了， 但脸不变色，58秒把它喝光了！
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight -- then nothing but silence!
接下来，他摇摇晃晃地从后门出去，看到一只斗牛犬拴在桩子上。不久，酒吧里面的人听到大声咆哮，尖叫，听起来是一场恶战， 一会就安静下来了！
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar.
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar.
正当大家都猜这小子死定了， 但他蹒跚回到酒吧。
His clothes are ripped to shreds and he's bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, "Now..., where's that old woman with the bad tooth?"
他的衣服被撕成碎片，遍体鳞伤。他醉醺醺地说，“好了, 那位坏了牙的老女人在哪里？“